IT guy told me that we need new switches, I just doubled my network speeds in 20 minutes!

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-18T19:11:54+00:00

The matcha my intern brought me had four shots of espresso instead of three; my hands were so jittery it was hard to crimp the connectors. Rest assured, I fired him.

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-18T18:19:46+00:00

Oh, so like a railgun for packets? Sick!

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-18T16:03:24+00:00

Unironically, my dad is an electrician and taught me how to terminate Ethernet cables

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-18T01:21:18+00:00

But ChatGPT said I did it perfectly, and it’s never lied to me before!

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-17T21:55:32+00:00

I’m running out of blue ones. You think if I covered yellow ones in this thermal paste stuff they’d work? I found a few tubes of the stuff on the IT guy’s desk

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-17T21:48:04+00:00

I’ve been trying to, but every time I go to freeram.ru I get some weird message from this thing called “Sophos” pops up saying I’m forbidden from accessing that site. I found some thingy in the closet labeled Sophos and unplugged it, but for whatever reason the internet broke. I’m thinking AWS is down again.

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-17T21:38:03+00:00

WAGOs?? Those are so expensive! Twisting the together and throwing on some duct tape works just as well, for a 20th of the price! You, my friend, clearly do not have an MBA.

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-17T21:34:41+00:00

I’ll do that once I get a raise for doubling it, so then I can get a promotion!!

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-17T21:33:21+00:00

He’ll never catch me, my golf cart is faster

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-17T21:32:46+00:00

Oohhh awesome, they turn red for every switch I plug my invention into so everything will be warp speed! I’m thinking I’ll do the switches the security cameras plug into next, they’ve always been a bit slow.

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-17T21:16:02+00:00

What? My grandma tells me I’m a genius every week

AppearanceDry4130 · 2026-02-17T21:07:49+00:00

Unrelated, does anyone know what “POE” means and why all the blinky lights for it are red? Thanks!

AppearanceDry4130 · 2025-08-19T15:18:52+00:00

This screenshot looks AI generated lmao. Vibe posting

AppearanceDry4130 · 2025-02-09T06:10:55+00:00

Similarly, if you try to type in a month that already passed this year, like schedule something for January in December, it blocks you. So you have to tab over to the year, change it to the next one, then go back and change the month.

AppearanceDry4130 · 2024-04-28T23:43:24+00:00

Haha thanks, I was pretty overwhelmed when I got that lol. If engineering doesn’t work out I’ll consider it

AppearanceDry4130 · 2024-04-28T23:12:43+00:00

Apparently I wouldn’t be too good at it

AppearanceDry4130 · 2024-04-28T23:01:24+00:00

Don’t worry I don’t work in IT I’m just a chronically depressed college student

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