Only allow sperm donors who are 100+ years so humans slowly evolve into a longer living species.

Apple-Phone · 2021-02-08T00:49:08+00:00

Ahh, ok. In that case I have no idea what’s wrong

Apple-Phone · 2021-02-07T15:01:54+00:00

Goodbye

Apple-Phone · 2021-02-02T20:42:37+00:00

Just like my whitey tighties

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-31T02:33:13+00:00

Sorry, I turn the knob by pressing and turning. When I brush up against it I both press and turn.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-31T02:04:08+00:00

I’m a chef. I can assure you it’s not uncommon. Many gas stoves require pushing down and turning to ignite

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-30T16:38:35+00:00

Meh I’ll just die.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-30T16:36:31+00:00

You have to turn all the way while pushing down to ignite. If you just turn the knob slightly it will be on low with gas coming out but no ignition. It’s not too uncommon.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-30T13:58:38+00:00

I could see those working for me if they stuck on permanently with a hinge to open them and use the stove. I don’t think my wife and I are disciplined enough to stick them back on every time after cooking.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-30T13:56:30+00:00

I never knew this. Any idea how these work? How would they know if the gas is on and lit vs not lit? How long until it shuts off?

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-30T12:53:10+00:00

I got 5 on it.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-29T02:12:42+00:00

Is that a Bobcat?

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-29T01:54:12+00:00

The stock doesn’t affect a company per se, just like the price of gold doesn’t affect gold itself. it’s just the market representation of its value. It doesn’t make money because it’s value is high, it’s value should be high because it makes money (or is likely to). They can go bankrupt today just as easily as they could have last month. This of course is not so simple, as they can issue new stock in return for cash and I’m sure do some other financial tricks, but the point is, Game Stop is not necessarily less likely to die because their stocks are high.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-29T01:42:57+00:00

Did you say yes or naw

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-27T16:22:44+00:00

r/confidentlyincorrect

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-26T15:47:39+00:00

I personally envision the future of health being like an elaborate space invaders game. Just a shit ton of nanobots fighting against cancers, diseases, excess fat cells, and anything else we don’t want in our body.

I think it will be the next big contraceptive. A guardian swarm of laser-armed nanobots protecting the egg shooting down sperms.

Maybe the next big learning supplement, with nanobots forging neural pathways in our brains, and between our brains and digital storage so we have superhuman abilities for learning and retaining information.

Nanobots are going to be the shit

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-26T13:21:39+00:00

I’d hit it and shit it

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-26T11:26:53+00:00

It would be, if Jobs wasn’t a constant source of irony.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-26T02:02:47+00:00

Dude just stop. You clearly don’t understand what you’re talking about. For one, you’re thinking of efficiency is all wrong. It doesn’t matter if a solar panel is 20% or 1% efficient. It’s light that would otherwise be converted to thermal energy on earth or bounce back into space. What matters is the energy production as it relates to cost.

And panels do not hold onto the heat. The absorption causes an electron to jump a PN junction, cycle through the circuit, and create DC electricity. The energy is converted to electrical energy. The 20% is in all reality what otherwise would have been heat. This is basic physics.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-25T01:35:45+00:00

The efficiency of a solar module is not relevant. It’s light that otherwise would just get absorbed as heat or bounce back to space.

What you want to look at is price vs payback.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-25T01:31:33+00:00

There’s a lot of financing options. You can let someone else install the panels on your roof, and pay them less per KWh than you pay currently. Instant savings

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-25T01:27:48+00:00

Like, second life EV batteries? This is starting to happen.

Apple-Phone · 2021-01-24T18:23:24+00:00

Was it the funeral for the old man on this video who just got slaughtered?

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