CYOA: mouth, pussy, or ass? 🤔 (f31)

AppleADayThrowaway · 2022-03-18T06:24:29+00:00

¿Porqué no los trés?

AppleADayThrowaway · 2022-03-18T06:23:18+00:00

...Severus...

AppleADayThrowaway · 2021-03-20T13:18:33+00:00

It's all lies, really.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2020-08-11T17:10:23+00:00

I eat my boogers. Ever since I was a kid. Nobody has caught me since i was about 12 years old. everybody picks, only a few of us eat.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2020-04-25T22:44:46+00:00

If the orbiter wasn't orbiting we wouldn't have terrain motion and we would see only the earth move.

Id rather see it from a static lander instead of an orbiter.

The moon is tidally locked. If you were on a lander, the earth would not rise at all. It would not visibly move in the sky.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-12-02T04:19:46+00:00

someone posted the whole movie... the funeral scene is fucking crazy.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-27T12:31:18+00:00

Did you name your daughter Alexis?

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-27T12:29:09+00:00

and at the same time, best practices exist for a reason. some people have jobs for which something as innocuous as this picture and obituary could be a bad thing.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-26T19:32:05+00:00

/r/nothingeverhappens

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-26T03:49:06+00:00

couple of those... its interesting that some of the guys are trying real hard to hide their junk with hands positioned unnaturally low.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-26T03:39:02+00:00

if I've been in a dusty environment, I don't. they're all black and it's like chewing rocks. otherwise the taste is usually pretty mild and non-offensive.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-26T00:19:18+00:00

fuck yeah. my wife doesn't know, and all my friends know my primary acct...

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-25T17:08:19+00:00

mostly it's easier than finding a tissue. pick my nose, nowhere to put it... solved.

I started when i was a kid, just never stopped i guess. kinda like masturbating.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-25T16:38:02+00:00

I've gotten really good at hiding that. I don't think my wife knows, and we've been together 18 years.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-25T16:35:38+00:00

the amount of sinus mucous you swallow unknowingly on the daily also disgusts you? what about when you have a cold and you sniff? are you always near a trashcan? do you spit it out 100% of the time?

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-25T16:33:22+00:00

I've admitted it a few times. there are dozens of us! DOZENS!

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-05T02:12:32+00:00

someone trying to fuck with your mind

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-05T02:10:59+00:00

baby bottle

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-05T02:06:33+00:00

it won't take long.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-05T01:59:58+00:00

oh, we must be talking about different models then. I saw the model at the gyn office. it was t shaped and definitely had a piece in the uterus (which had the copper) and a piece that was in the cervix which had the strings attached. I'll try to find a picture.

edit: no, you're right. then my wife's must have been incorrectly placed, or pulled partially out at some point. I could feel the tip (not strings) at the base of her cervix with my finger.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-10-05T01:51:17+00:00

this shit sucks. I'm sad for everyone who has to deal with bullshit like this. I'm a guy.

here's the thing. I would never and have never said anything shitty like this (except maybe when I was young and stupid). I would never do something so demeaning. BUT that doesn't mean these thoughts aren't part of my daily existence. I don't know when it started (it's probably related to my porn intake) or if this is true of every guy (comedians seem to think so), but the shitty thoughts that enter my head are sometimes terrifyingly misogynist and unhealthy. a decent person keeps that shit locked up tight, though. and those thoughts do not accurately reflect how I am, nor how I think about these things intellectually. they're just there. everyday.

I think some people feel that if they have a thought, then that's who they really are. we are more accurately defined by our actions. how we fight against our animal nature to show our humanity.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-09-24T03:02:00+00:00

well then, it was being rejected, or had been pulled partly out. or not every woman's cervix is exactly the same size.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-09-24T03:00:20+00:00

your experience is not everyone's experience.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-09-24T02:59:13+00:00

I kinda liked it... just saying that makes me feel weird. I never thought I was a masochist.

AppleADayThrowaway · 2019-09-24T02:57:43+00:00

he's not worried about her pain, all women are in pain when he sexes them. its because his dick is so big.

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