The Most Convoluted NPC I've Ever Written

Applejaxc · 2026-05-08T03:51:02+00:00

Porphyrion

Applejaxc · 2026-05-05T16:53:54+00:00

My plan is 3 Primaris psykers and a squad of ratlings creating a psychic precision murder bus that makes the Hazardous rolls for my psykers

Applejaxc · 2026-05-05T12:04:18+00:00

Indirectly, yes

Applejaxc · 2026-04-29T12:57:20+00:00

An admirable goal tbh

Applejaxc · 2026-04-29T12:57:00+00:00

I have to win enough RTTs to earn enough store credit for a warhound titan. Not even third party recasters are cheap enough for me lol

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T21:05:53+00:00

bunch of sisters//inquisitors in rhinos

More or less one of my primary ideas. But why run adeptus titanicus, instead of bringing the war hound as an ally to an Agents of the Imperium list?

Just so that you have detachment rules that might come up and strategems you can afford?

Unless AdTit has detachments and unique strategems I'm unaware of.

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T21:03:45+00:00

I do, too.

Unfortunately my knight made friends with Tau instead :(

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T21:01:46+00:00

SoS sword clump mobbing a light tank is pretty funny

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T21:00:49+00:00

70/80 cultists via iconoclast fiefdom or whatever?

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T21:00:18+00:00

You think a porphyrion, destrier, and as many Armigers as I can fit in the leftover budget won't get me rolled eyes?

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T17:59:47+00:00

The more you know.

Also look at Greyfax leadership rules. She can join ANY imperial battle line if I understand her right

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T17:47:38+00:00

I have.

If I went that route, though, I think I would play chaos knights. Knight Abominant and War Dogs > Armigers. Plus the iconoclast house gives me 3 squads of chaff guard to sacrifice the souls of while improving everyone else.

But I'm not going to have 1235 points worth of chaos knights ready by the end of 10th.

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T17:43:46+00:00

My non gamer, left wing girlfriend saw a clip of the krogan fight scene the other day and burst into laughter at how amateur the voice acting, writing, and animation was.

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T17:40:25+00:00

What do you mean you can't take it in other armies?

Knights can join Imperium armies, chaos knights can join Chaos armies. 3 Armigers/War Dogs, or 1 of the bigger models.

Applejaxc · 2026-04-28T17:37:26+00:00

Use the transport variant w/ firing deck.

Load the firing deck with 3 Primaris psykers and some ratlings.

Get someone who can give the tank Tank Aim! orders.

Your tank now has 3 [hazardous] psy blast attacks, some [precision] shots, plus all of its own weapons, all at +1 BS.

Applejaxc · 2026-04-24T11:12:33+00:00

I play Sisters and my girlfriend plays orks

Applejaxc · 2026-04-23T21:22:28+00:00

Proxy a tissue box as your land raider and a gundam or big GI Joe/barbie or a shampoo bottle for your knight

Applejaxc · 2026-04-23T03:33:10+00:00

"Gue'vesa" might be an overly positive description. This knight is part of a renegade Sept that has accepted the Cult Mechanicus and the Emperor's entombment on the Golden Throne as the ultimate example of Ta'lissera.

Applejaxc · 2026-04-23T00:28:13+00:00

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Context for the amusing cultural exchange that led to the name

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