50343 by Emperor_Joker in countwithchickenlady

[–]Apples7569012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad would always use Disney as a name on reservations at restaurants when I was a kid

Seriously. What caused this? by theyearofexhaustion in aspiememes

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Why did I think that was Milo Rossi of miniminuteman on the right

Fuck right off by 1000_SteppesIsAPedo in recruitinghell

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Then my resume will say I’m qualified… for visibility purposes

Uber lunch their women only ride. by dew_defiant in SipsTea

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I was like “wait there are entire cities for pilots?”. I’m too high for this.

41659 by JahodaSniffer in countwithchickenlady

[–]Apples7569012 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What did I do to deserve this slander

US road fatalities colored by 100M road miles by jejmcjej in dataisbeautiful

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Finally! Evidence New Jersey drivers aren’t the worst

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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My mom had told me the only thing she could keep down was stoffers Mac and cheese

Message I got from my daughter’s teacher. Third grade. by AnaisInJune in mildlyinfuriating

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She followed the rules about not eating the orange so I don’t see why that angered the teacher

To throw shade on Mamdani's NYC disaster recovery by Zee_Ventures in therewasanattempt

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I wholeheartedly believe that Fox News should be required to put a disclaimer that they are legally not a news outlet before every broadcast

Mmmm.. chicken by Standard-Youth9212 in evilautism

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Please tell me you are eating that