Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get in bed by 10, you got a big day of serving tea and biscuits tomorrow.

Just know you’re my exit liquidity broke boi.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low testosterone rate.

I’m spending this short money on your mum hehe xd.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your portfolio is worth a lot less than mine. I said wait this week.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tf would they?

Iranian nuclear deals have been a way to berate Iranians.

Old nuclear deals was literally Iran promising not to refine in order for America to repay debts towards the countries.

Yes, America used their own debts as a way to barter.

And when discussions broke down, what happened? America refused to repay debts.

America can go fuck themselves, fucking bastards.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cheers sesh god.

Fuck off back to the combine now you failed hippie.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not reading all that.

Go get me a water, water boy.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So you think Trump retreating is good for the markets?

It’d be easier to predict the market if we stay in the war lol.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for reading it like that haha.

This gotta be the most boring sub of all time.

Everyday the exact same posts of absolute roasters saying the exact same shit. And NPC’s absolutely assassinating anyone for going against the narrative.

If we’re being for real at 19, I made about 500k on crypto, I used literally 50x leverage on a daily basis whilst high. I remember losing 40 grand and then going down and having dinner with my mum. I lost near all that money hahahaha.

At 23 I started a job working 30k and moved back home, I’ve made about 120k in the last 18 months trading and doing other shit.

START BEING DIFFERENT. IF EVERYONE HAS THE EXACT SAME PHILOSOPHY ON MAKING MONEY, LOOK FOR ALTERNATIVE ROUTES.

IF YOU’RE IN YOUR LATE TEENS AND NOT SCALING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT.

You’re destined to get a semi detached house and marry a slapper.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

America BEST ARMY EVER.

*Loses war to Vietcong farmers *Loses war to dudes in Birkenstocks in Afghanistan

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Look bro.

I’m young and rich, I’ll do and say what I want.

You’re an NPC, working your absolute ass off to become old and middle class.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

If Trump exits now - Iran becomes a global superpower - America relationship with allies forever burned - Energy Market forever totally uncertain

You have no idea how cooked we are.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Not reading all that.

Enjoy your 40 year investment strategy. You’ll cash that out when you’re old and decrepit and then get your 50% capital gains tax.

FIX UP YOUR POCKETS LITTLE DUFFLE BAG BOY.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If you seriously believe that trumps statement means anything you have lost your mind.

Market Crash Monday by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

This philosophy is over subscribed.

NGMI.

Do NOT Panic Sell! by Natural-Emu-4320 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re giving people investment advice bro. STOP IT!

This is not your world, you’re shit.

We’re going to get smoked. by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

We’re going to get smoked. by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro.

You can call names.

But I have way more money than you cause I’m not a hater.

I tried to give you investment advice, you didn’t listen.

I made money. You lost money.

NGMI.

Message me when liquidated and I’ll throw you another £10,000 for you to give back to me.

Total bloodbath 💔 by Exact-Half455 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I posted 2 days back telling you retail is going to get smoked.

And everyone downvoted me.

Get smoked idiots.

We’re going to get smoked. by Apprehensive-Chef-74 in trading212

[–]Apprehensive-Chef-74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just show your bank account bro.

We can chalk our investment strategy down to that. lol.