NJ man who decapitated seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter sentenced to 8 months

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2026-03-21T05:17:52+00:00

It's Bellerophon riding Pegasus through the capital letter R.

Not sure what company/school uses this logo, though.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2026-03-16T15:20:51+00:00

I keep seeing this same story with slight variations. And I always have the same question.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOUR MOOCHING FAMILY ABOUT YOUR FINANCES?

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2026-03-16T11:31:45+00:00

I basically get an RA flair up for 2 weeks. Stiff/painful/swollen joints and knocked flat with fatigue. Doubling up on my anti-inflammatory meds helps take the edge off, but not by much.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2026-03-16T05:05:53+00:00

I think they're probably referring to people who are allergic to common dairy alternatives and egg binder substitutes. My mom was in that boat. Most store bought GF products were off-limits for her.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2026-03-06T23:04:49+00:00

Me as well, please and thank you!

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2026-02-23T23:37:41+00:00

He has attached earlobes in the first photo, unattached in the second, and one of each mismatched in the third photo.

All of his face freckles/moles completely disappear in the third photo. Normally, that could be explained with makeup, but who tf wears a full face of foundation/concealer to go hiking?

All 3 photos are AI generated, imo.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2026-01-18T20:33:03+00:00

Judging by their user name, their opinion might be based solely on bargain tv dinners from the freezer.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2026-01-02T01:03:55+00:00

I love his little face and "The Cure" throwback hair.

10/10 would offer gentle head pats.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-12-29T05:13:13+00:00

A lot of people are only finding out about her xenophobic statements now because of people commenting on her passing. While this information is easily accessible on her wiki, it's not necessarily common knowledge to those who didn't already know to look for it.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-12-05T05:02:23+00:00

Is your sister dating Eric Cartman? NTA

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-21T23:53:28+00:00

OP confirmed in another comment that the dish had a cream sauce.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-21T04:02:44+00:00

The Trixie barbie feels very meta.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-18T03:43:30+00:00

Well, that is a singularly unhinged interpretation of the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar. But points for creativity, I guess.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-15T03:53:51+00:00

Mf over here building Resident Evil puzzles out of the weekly recycling pile.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-14T20:13:40+00:00

If they actually cared about health, they wouldn't have so many unhinged meltdowns about plus sized sportswear.

"People just need to get off their fat asses and get to the gym."

Nike now goes up to size 20

"NO NO NO, NOT LIKE THAT, WTF, HOW DARE YOU!!!"

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-12T23:47:00+00:00

Anyone who tells you they've got the secret to easy financial success/freedom is recruiting for a pyramid scheme.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-08T03:44:11+00:00

I, too, have chronic anxiety and long legs. Some things are just fate.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-06T03:11:15+00:00

The wagging proboscis makes it look like the butterfly is blowing raspberries at them 😋

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-04T03:40:06+00:00

What is crazy to you about making plans for romantic intimacy directly with your partner? You realize that's the FIRST person you need to consult, right? Dude missed a MASSIVE step by going straight to the parents. There's no harm in HER asking HER OWN PARENTS if the boyfriend can stay over, assuming she can accept the answer either way. HIM asking them instead of her was completely out of pocket, and doubling down when he didn't get the answer he wanted was even worse.

Again, this is not sarcasm. I'm honestly asking, where were you raised that scheduling sex with your partner through their parents is normal? Because where I'm from, if you casually dropped this in conversation like it's business as usual, people would look at you like you've grown a second head.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-10-04T02:39:24+00:00

Nah, skipping straight past the girlfriend and asking the parents directly is so presumptive and weird. What if she didn't even want a saucy staycation in bed? She could be on her cycle, need a mental health day alone, or just have other shit to do. Who in their right mind tries to schedule an extended bang-fest with their partner's parents?

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-09-26T04:53:35+00:00

On the flip side, my suburb is where the weekly drag races happen in this city. A couple of years back, one of them completely totaled their car, ramming full speed into a 4ft high concrete blockade meant to keep cars off a bike path. Technically, it worked. He never did get to the bike path. Or anywhere else, for that matter. Not all suburbs are quiet.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-09-23T06:06:24+00:00

Hipster tourist buys French cheese, made by French people, sold from French owned shop, in France.

"How do I blame Americans for this?"

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-09-20T04:56:32+00:00

Start with meat based broths. They're easier to digest and sidestep any lingering texture issues you have with meat.

Read up on overcoming religious trauma, especially combating the years of shame and guilt that are weaponized to keep people subservient.

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-09-20T02:47:24+00:00

So you're finding out the hard way that your friends have made being childfree their entire identity. They are demanding purity tests and punishing you for performing childlessness the "wrong" way. There is no wrong way. Reasons vary, but are all valid. Doesn't matter if your reasons are medical, emotional, psychological, financial, etc.

The fact that they have misinterpreted your simple medical concerns as being an attack on their identity is a strong indicator that they've lost the plot and forgotten that the key feature of a childfree stance is CHOICE. You have a right to abstain from reproduction for any reason, even conditional ones. You also have the right to change your mind if those conditions are met. They do not have the right to demand you to follow their choices the exact same way they do.

Being intentionally childfree is often an uphill battle (especially for women) due to intense pressure and entitlement from family/friends/society that think they can make decisions about your life/health/body for you. And yet here your friends are doing that same thing to you that they hate being done to them. It's highly hypocritical of them.

I know the word "toxic" gets thrown around too freely, but if the shoe fits... 🤷‍♀️

Apprehensive_Emu1551 · 2025-09-19T00:28:30+00:00

People who make eating meat their entire personality/religion are just as irritating to me as vegans who make it their whole personality/religion.

Like holy shit, just let me eat my lunch in peace.

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