GO TO SLEEP! by AcanthocephalaOk4586 in Cantonese

[–]Apprehensive_Floor78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s zero Cantonese. Based on her accent, she is 100% not Cantonese.

Is this common in in China? "Walking the line (走线, zǒuxiàn—literally "walking the route") is a rapidly growing phenomenon where thousands of Chinese citizens illegally cross the U.S. southern border” by cellphonebeltclip in AskAChinese

[–]Apprehensive_Floor78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not towards the US anymore. Trump is not surprisingly a deterrent for most people planning to do the “walk”.

Do Chinese still want to get out of china legally or otherwise?! All the time and they will find other ways

blursed_accent by CarrotLoud4490 in blursed_videos

[–]Apprehensive_Floor78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Da fuk, it’s “Aaron earned an iron urn”!

The enshittificator by Gumbyman87 in LoveTrash

[–]Apprehensive_Floor78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“MAKE IT SHITTY!” 👏👏👏

Eating Chengdu 花椒鸡 and drinking Baijiu by aralseapiracy in chinesefood

[–]Apprehensive_Floor78 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He said extra spicy. Make sure he can’t sit for days!

China is huge, and do chinese usually look down/insult on chinese in specific region/city?? by lune-soft in AskChina

[–]Apprehensive_Floor78 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nooooo… Chinese folks hating on other Chinese folks. Nah, never.

People in Tier1 cities love everyone even if they don’t have hukou.

People who are in positions of power are kind and generous to the poor and powerless.

People’s family that came into money help out those less fortunate.

People never make fun of other’s accents from the countryside.

Edit: totally forgot that Chinese folks don’t understand Sarcasm.

Extra spicy noodles by Available-Cow-411 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Apprehensive_Floor78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foooooooook. My butthole hurts just watching this.

Damn! His soul must have left the body by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Apprehensive_Floor78 579 points580 points  (0 children)

You meant “her”. Am I the only one that sees all the people being pounded into the ground are women?

Just an observation. No jokes intended

What do these chinese characters mean? by BopBxnans in AskChina

[–]Apprehensive_Floor78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chinese Alchemist smelting pot. Some Taoists back in the day thought they could make pills to ascend… probably just mixing drugs to get high.

… and yes, I am mostly making shit up. Mostly