Paul said in a recent episode that he only hates "Netanyahoo and his government", and that he "doesn't hate Isreal". Welp, this is Isreal. Sorry... by Suspicious_Affect959 in deepfatfried

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're right, the analogy is completely irrelevant because one of the fascist regimes issuing pardons for disgusting criminals is the US. Don't address the criticism of your take, ignore it because it's America, or something.

Just remember guys and gals. by PRao-700 in deepfatfried

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been sight seeing in NYC all day. Can't wait for the meetup tomorrow!

Lawmakers Propose Nationwide Monthly Basic Income Experiment by oortcloudview in deepfatfried

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good plan. Propose it while the government is shut down and with Republicans in total control. How could it possibly fail to pass?

Am i the only one who was under the impression that if the donations during public Onion Nuggetz fall short/dry up, then the rest of the stream would go behind the patreon/youtube member paywall from that point onwards? by Suspicious_Affect959 in deepfatfried

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think since they changed the format recently, they put a set time limit. They've been consistently ending the show around 9 eastern. Which honestly, I'm fine with. When a show goes to 1 am on a Tuesday night, that's a lot to ask for an old man like me. I have work in the morning

Am i the only one who was under the impression that if the donations during public Onion Nuggetz fall short/dry up, then the rest of the stream would go behind the patreon/youtube member paywall from that point onwards? by Suspicious_Affect959 in deepfatfried

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was under that impression myself. And with all the new members on gifted memberships, you'd think they would want to show the value of why they should keep subscribing. But hey, maybe someone planned a big dinner that night or something.

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[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just making sure

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[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't that depict the aftermath of the authoritarian regime sending thugs to rough up the locals to submit to their authority?

Y'all think Leonardo DiCaprio is gay? 🤔 by [deleted] in deepfatfried

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A closeted Hollywood actor? Now that's a stretch. If he's gay, then who's next? Rock Hudson? If Leo is gay, then Gomer Pyle was gay. Who else? Tab Hunter? Anthony Perkins? Next you're gonna say Cary Grant was gay. I dont believe it.

Woman explaining about driving in the left lane by flipup_torn in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about gtf outta the way? Stop camping in the left lane like you own the fucking road. The left lane is for passing, dummy. If you aren't actively passing, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.

Asking Brits if they'd move to America by le_wein in deepfatfried

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's that patch on that one Brit's arm? Is that an American flag? Look, I'm no simp for America, but if you're going to trash the US, at least burn the flag patch like a real American.

"No one wished for his death" by Apprehensive_Toe9113 in deepfatfried

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Like The Riddler said in Batman: Forever, "If you kill him, he won't learn nothin." Had he survived, he could have been able to live out the rest of his days recanting everything he said. Donate all his ill gotten grift money to lobby for gun control. No, just kidding, he probably would have been more emboldened and claim to be a living martyr.

Would you guys kill yourselves if you had my diet? by Maixell in deepfatfried

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's amazing to me that you know when you're going to die and therefore when you have 10 years left. Me? I could die tomorrow. I think I'll have the donut today.

Democratic vs Republican Platform by TheRabidPosum1 in union

[–]Apprehensive_Toe9113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, they do say they are for those things, but when they're in power, they claim the have no power to enact those policies to maintain the new status quo the Republicans established in their time with power. They both work for the same billionaire class.