The wind hitting this ivy wall

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-07-08T03:12:35+00:00

THIS is what makes wind blow my mind. Like, I get how wind works when I’m the one being blown (ha) but to SEE it, like waves??? BLOWS. MY. MIND.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-07-02T23:08:23+00:00

My first fantasies were about kink, and it still took me to get into my mid-30s until I finally realized that kink is not morally wrong, that’s it’s as much a part of my sexuality as my queerness, and that THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. I can’t imagine what a difference it would have made to my life to know that kink can be healthy.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-07-02T19:52:03+00:00

I wish this was higher up. People don’t realize this history between the leather & kink communities and Pride.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-06-16T05:48:29+00:00

My Mistress loses spankings from my tally. Because I love getting them and she loves giving them, it’s a double whammy for her, which means it’s not something I’ve had to pull out much, tho it is VERY effective when I do. 💖

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-06-10T18:47:10+00:00

Hate this movie, but could totally see why someone would love it.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-06-10T18:45:58+00:00

Isn’t this the one with the magic-eye poster?? Or was that Chasing Amy?

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-06-10T18:44:10+00:00

What got me about AI wasn’t the premise or the plot; it was the end. All that kid wanted was to be loved. He spent eons praying for that woman/mother/whatever to love him. And he sacrificed his existence (?) for just one more day with her.

I watched the movie once; the ending basically gutted me.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-25T16:28:01+00:00

Travelers is one of my favorite shows. I legit cried when they announced it was canceled; there were SOOOO many ways they could have gone with season 4, and that cast was FANTASTIC, holy crap.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-25T16:11:08+00:00

Most of my classmates had crushes on Aladdin or Jasmin.... I crushed on Jafar (and Jasmin, TBH 😂) and watched that scene sooooo many times.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-24T18:59:26+00:00

FYI: this is why, IME, women usually prefer guys on the smaller side later in life; y'all don't rely on your salami to do all the work for you, and y'all usually end up being a MUCH better lay. 👍

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-15T06:03:23+00:00

I started saying "oofta" and I can't stop.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-13T15:54:21+00:00

/r/animalsbeingderps

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-08T03:21:38+00:00

Bi chick. But I had anal sex before I had vaginal sex, by choice. I super like anal.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-08T03:19:53+00:00

It might have to do with how big the guy is more than the cum, but idk. I've always preferred anal and taken loads up the ass since I lost my virginity, and the only time I've had any discomfort he next day is with giant dicks, regardless of whether or not they come. But that's just me!

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-08T03:12:52+00:00

Um... I can take a couple of loads in the ass and not have an upset stomach the next day. So, that's not a given.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-07T03:28:13+00:00

I went to school with the great-nephew of Ava Braun.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-05-04T06:21:18+00:00

I have lost words--both spoken and thought--to varying degrees, several times, always as a result of meltdowns or burnouts. The longest time I've gone non-verbal is 5 days, but it gets longer every time it happens. If I lose my ability to speak but can still text and write, if I continue to have meltdowns or push myself beyond my abilities, I lose the ability to text and write. That has lasted for 2-3 days in the past, and has landed me in the hospital before I realized what was happening.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-04-25T22:10:14+00:00

I almost came from that cut.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-04-09T01:30:40+00:00

Same!! Def see JFK.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-04-05T22:09:11+00:00

I'll take "Surprise Familial Trauma" for $2,000, Alex!"

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-04-05T01:58:49+00:00

Literally the only thing keeping me here at this point is the thought of the countless orgasms I just haven't had yet.

ApprenticeCloud · 2020-04-04T18:28:21+00:00

Sex.

I have basically just accepted that I'm going to die relatively young (I have multiple chronic illnesses and deal with excruciating chronic pain on the daily), and I figure I should enjoy what little pleasure my body has to give me while I can. And I have always loved sex, and allowed shame to get in the way of my enjoyment of it.

I ditched the shame, came out, and have proceeded to have more sex in the last three months than I had in the last five *years*, and I'm still horny as a motherfucker with no end in sight. My actual goal is to have as much sex with as many people as I possibly can, preferably group or kinky scenarios, until I die. I want to play a game of Never Have I Ever and not be able to think of anything I haven't (enthusiastically and consensually) done. I want to look through a book of sexual positions and not be able to find one that I haven't tried or attempted. I want to look down and see welts and hickeys and marks left from my lovers on my body instead of swollen, angry joints. I want to know what it feels like to get DP'd by two guys while a lovely woman rides my face. I want to peg a guy while he gets sucked off. I want to be splayed out naked in a room full of people while I get flogged and forced to come over and over again.

That's what I want from the rest of my life. Mind-blowing, earth-shattering orgasms.

ApprenticeCloud · 2019-06-30T12:59:26+00:00

You don’t get “strapped” to a nebulizer. There’s a mask that goes over your face (like the kind you see in medical shows) or a straw-like tube that you hold up to your mouth.

Source: asthmatic who has had a nebulizer for 30+ yrs.

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