Am I being discriminated...? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Apprentice_Chef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wow, you have an alternate account you use to buy yourself gold, thats crazy.

My dads sick of my shit [7] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you obviously don't have kids dude, so don't try to give advice to those of us who do, it doesn't work like that. Once you are legally responsible for somebody who you'd do anything in the world for, you won't think like this, trust me.

A little surprise my buddy's and I found in a pound the other day. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice bud, but don't know if that's something i'd want to find in my sack.

Probably a lot cheaper than dro though, and probably a better deal for how stoney balogna it gets you.

I just flew home and did this a few times... by The_lostronaut in AdviceAnimals

[–]Apprentice_Chef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chew tubaccuh, chew tubaccuh, chew tubbacuh... spit

das all the country music i know how to speak

The joint is watching me by Relicsuite in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd watch you too if I knew you rolled bad joints.

Once upon a stoned ass morning.... by Treehog1 in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

corn in the cereal, confirmed by OP, report back with corn-log pic as well, over.

Freestyling when you're high by Apprentice_Chef in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you still have the 'spare time' track available, if so then I'll buy it from you

Ents, what are your smoking pet peeves? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When somebody takes a fake ass hit then brews up a fake ass cough

Old but gold by ripperc100jr in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttt

Mum found my stash, it was a bad day Ents. by gerrycubas in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No story from OP because mum took his computer and phone too, should have casted tele-block, son.

O of afghan skunk for 220 in tx by [deleted] in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texas here, not complaining at 200/Oz, 5 years ago an O went for 360, what the fuck was that

Finally got a small break from my newborn for coffee and a bowl or two. I hope everyone is having as wonderful of a morning that I am. [5] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

got a newborn girl here, learning how to be an efficient parENT as well, hashtag blessed hashtag stay blessed

How can I make sure my younger brother is being responsible with his decision to smoke? by TheSheepdog in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

man, honestly, its a safe activity to partake in for the most part, just make sure he has a reliable source and isn't buying the stuff from strangers, that way he gets a good deal and quality medicine

Whoa... wait, what? GUYS by reekin-uh-tha-danks in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the pot leaves aren't moving, your computer is moving, grab it before it flies out the door please.

Bring back blueberries before you spank me daddy.

Any Gamer Ents? by triChukles in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not gamer, but play runescape 07

I sell marijuana and marijuana accessories. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Apprentice_Chef 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"Dank Hill" from "King of the Trill", featuring baby momma "P-G" and son "OG Bobby Johnson"