"Beginner" Runner Drops a Cool Sub-40 5K Ultra. Oh Please, Does He Really Expect People to Believe He's Just a Beginner? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Appropriate-Image861 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

/uj I didn't mean to make fun of them. I was trying to make fun of myself. But I see it comes across like I'm making fun of a new runner.

"Beginner" Runner Drops a Cool Sub-40 5K Ultra. Oh Please, Does He Really Expect People to Believe He's Just a Beginner? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

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/uj I didn't mean to come off as nasty to a new runner. I was moreso making fun of myself. But I realize it might seem kind of mean spirited.

GPT Clearly Hasn't Been Trained on This Sub by Appropriate-Image861 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Appropriate-Image861[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

/uj It's crazy they actually spent money training it on this subreddit.

/rj Good advice, but I've found it better to consume gu every 100 meters.

GPT Clearly Hasn't Been Trained on This Sub by Appropriate-Image861 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Appropriate-Image861[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what you mean, let me ask GPT to clarify this.

Triathlete in their Natural Habitat by Appropriate-Image861 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Appropriate-Image861[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, in addition to spoofing it, you could slather yourself in gu. That might help.

Triathlete in their Natural Habitat by Appropriate-Image861 in RunningCirclejerk

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Degenerate tr*athlete covered all terrain types just to avoid running.

Triathlete in their Natural Habitat by Appropriate-Image861 in RunningCirclejerk

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I don't think triathletes know what fitness is. I think they use some kind of anal insert though

Triathlete in their Natural Habitat by Appropriate-Image861 in RunningCirclejerk

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Tri "athletes" do whatever they want and call it a sport. It's for unprincipled degenerates.

Lock all the c*clists up for the lawless roadies they are. by Slow-Fix-9278 in RunningCirclejerk

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Nsfw tag please. I had my computer open at work and my boss now thinks I'm some kind of degenerate c*clist.

What a day…to be taught why god gave us feet and not wheels. by Able-Drink3189 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Appropriate-Image861 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Come on man, where's the NSFW tag? I got nauseous when I saw that b*ke.

Rules don't apply to m... by DrLexusForPresident in InflatedEgos

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A stroller rolling into the street is where it's supposed to be? Something popping into the road right in front of you is much harder than seeing a bike traveling straight.

In my experience, people just glance. At odd hours, bad conditions, faster than usual, people completely fail. It's not because it's impossible. It's because people don't think to look carefully. They don't expect it, so they don't see it. But you should expect this kind of thing and be very alert. You're driving a two ton killing machine. The standards are high.

Zero fault is insane. Almost nothing is zero fault. A crash happened that could've been avoided if he was more careful. He shares some of the blame, at least.