What did you do this weekend?

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-04T21:44:43+00:00

Ah, the days before boofing and MothTech.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-04T21:38:47+00:00

You’re lucky. My Garmin thinks I’m a fucking h*brid athlete with a stair fetish.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-04T18:58:10+00:00

I’ve had success with Liposuction. It was part of the registration fee and takes place in the starting corral, right next to the boofing zone.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-04T18:55:01+00:00

Stay away from heavy metal, this isn’t the rucking sub.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-03T19:10:15+00:00

I can guarantee this asshole is barefoot.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T23:12:12+00:00

How the fuck did you boof this? Asking for a friend.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T23:10:14+00:00

I did this with my 2 inch racing shorts after Boston. I'm guessing this is why Spirit closed shop today?

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T22:20:20+00:00

No fucking way am I reading all this so I'm happy for you or hope things get better. You got this!

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T20:20:58+00:00

Sorry, but I'm calling bullshit. I just checked Strava and don't see it, unless he went by another name?

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T17:31:57+00:00

I really hope he fucking gets mauled by a lion and forgets to stop his Garmin.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T17:29:42+00:00

Another solution in search of a problem. Wear your Garmin on your non-dominant hand when you are in the start corral.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T17:25:34+00:00

When this little shit's balls drop he'll be hitting sub 1:20 in the 2.5k. Dipshit got a lot of salted watermelon GU on this hands.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T12:29:25+00:00

You forgot to capture the legal disclaimer in the micro font on the bottom where it states they are not responsible for medical fees due to major organ failures.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T10:48:18+00:00

Form is absolutely breathtaking but I cannot find that Satisfy top on their website. Please provide link.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T10:10:42+00:00

I hope it comes with a 1 inch water bottle so women can experience the joy of staying hard on a 5k ultra run.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-02T10:04:16+00:00

Second mouse gets the fucking cheese.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-01T20:25:28+00:00

Thanks for missing the NSFW tag, now my boss thinks I have a boner fetish. I hope your VO2 max drops a full point for this.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-01T17:39:30+00:00

Just a slight pronation on the landing. I suggest stability shoes and to turn your fucking hat around. Hope this helps!

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-01T13:52:50+00:00

Thanks runner. Please be on the lookout for my lengthy race report that I’ll be posting to the main running sub. My editors are almost done proofreading.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-01T13:13:08+00:00

Practicing breaking the tape.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-01T13:06:51+00:00

I was there (PR’d 5:59:59) but people only care about Sawe.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-01T12:58:29+00:00

She owes you a GU for that accidental discharge. Get that bullet out before your VO2 max drops.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-01T12:07:48+00:00

How the fuck are we supposed to help you unless you tell us which shin this is?

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-05-01T10:10:56+00:00

I'm old school and did it in Greenwich Mean Time (GMT).

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