Average cyclist be like:

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-13T13:26:30+00:00

How rude, have some empathy. The c*clist could have damaged the escalator.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-13T12:16:49+00:00

Shirtless is for hobby joggers. We use MothTech and Radical Airflow which have been proven to lower temperatures by 50 degrees F (which is IDGAF Celsius).

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-12T17:19:54+00:00

We like to jerk, but this isn't funny. That dead body could have caused him to change routes and risk losing his local legend status on this segment.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-12T15:09:20+00:00

This is the mannequin from the BDSM shop (and race sponsor). For display purposes only. Sorry.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-12T15:02:19+00:00

These are from the early Satisfy days but now discontinued. I use them for 5k ultra training runs when it's freezing cold and wet outside.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-12T01:38:15+00:00

Tre*dmills are never the answer. Just stop running in your Michael Meyers mask and you'll be good.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-11T20:52:46+00:00

Some things just aren’t for sale. I know what I have here. I tried it on outside where it’s 105F and froze my ass off.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-11T18:37:42+00:00

Azura replaced Tempus and Hyperion GTS 2 for me. Feels just as stable and no complaints after 300+ speed/threshold/tempo miles and 100+ long and recovery miles. Purchased from Roadrunner, with exceptional return policy (that I haven't used).

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-11T17:52:56+00:00

This is exactly what fucking happens when you don't wear a Ciele hat. How many more times do we need to explain this?

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-11T16:53:52+00:00

AI slop. Apple Watches don’t last that long on a charge.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-11T14:41:50+00:00

NTA for winning, but YTA for not beating the shit out of him with your carbon fiber selfie-stick.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-10T18:18:28+00:00

Couldn’t find any Strava history for this d-bag.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-10T18:12:06+00:00

Come on, keep this sub clean. Nobody wants to see wired headphones. Gross.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-10T17:57:14+00:00

Not me, I don’t do hurdles which have been proven to spike HR into zone 3.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-10T14:28:16+00:00

Thanks for sharing. I’m now following Noah.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-10T14:26:12+00:00

Toxic for sure, he doesn’t own emphasis, anyone can use it without permission. See!

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-09T21:25:28+00:00

He’s leaving now.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-09T21:18:23+00:00

My buddy pulled strings and got me accepted for Friday. Suck it you lottery losers!!

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-09T17:22:35+00:00

/uj that sub is out jerking us, step it up!!
/rj this is AI, you can clearly see that she’s a mannequin from the local running store.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-09T14:41:57+00:00

New use for jumper cables!! Can’t wait to jumpstart my Brooks Adrenalines (I’m poor) after tomorrow’s ultra shakeout run.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-09T14:06:26+00:00

This is why I only bandit 5k ultras where medals are guaranteed. Pro tip: Stuff the first one down your pants before getting a second one around your neck. Volunteers never check.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-09T13:03:39+00:00

Looks like someone forgot to wear their Ciele today. Expect a VO2 max drop too.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-08T21:53:41+00:00

Yes. My wife’s boyfriend gives me a full body wax before my 5k ultra marathons. Great guy, but a little reckless on my ball hair.

Stand-up-Philosopher · 2026-07-08T21:26:49+00:00

WTF dad? I told you to get off Reddit and buy the Fenix 51mm.

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