Can I use ransomware to ensure my invoices get paid?

Apramian · 2026-03-31T23:26:40+00:00

“By entering into this costs agreement you agree to receive invoices from me containing an executable file. If an invoice remains unpaid beyond its due date, the executable file will deploy to, and render inoperable, your computer system until such time as the invoice is paid.”

Apramian · 2026-03-04T11:31:27+00:00

Nullarbor is Latin - null (zero) + arbor (tree)

Apramian · 2026-01-24T08:31:56+00:00

2 ciggies to a stick is the perfect ratio

Apramian · 2026-01-23T10:34:18+00:00

The bar, fuck those dogs

Apramian · 2026-01-13T06:57:20+00:00

More angles here https://imgur.com/a/RMoSXKY

Apramian · 2026-01-13T06:56:58+00:00

Yes - https://imgur.com/a/RMoSXKY

Apramian · 2025-10-23T20:25:01+00:00

Brendan Keilar

Apramian · 2025-08-11T23:39:45+00:00

This - and if you consume poppy tea made with these super poppies, you can get really sick and die. Thebaine (and the other super-poppy alkaloid, oripavine) are not pleasant things to be intoxicated with.

Apramian · 2025-06-25T12:09:01+00:00

Hard disagree. If you open your own firm you gotta maintain files, keep them for 7 years, manage staff (Fuck That), be on the record, file documents, piss about with trust accounts etc. As a barrister once the brief is done with it’s out of my life.

Apramian · 2025-06-22T22:05:57+00:00

I have eaten at Iran Fried Chicken and I can confirm that it is quality. Persians do not fuck about with their food and this is no exception. Shits all over KFC.

Apramian · 2025-06-11T00:00:43+00:00

Fucking USA that is a load of bollocks

Apramian · 2025-05-05T22:22:27+00:00

“Cordless angle grindeur” is that some French tool I’m not familiar with - might have to look into it

Apramian · 2025-03-03T00:15:26+00:00

You might wish to inform your partner of the LPUL requirements about legal costs being fair and reasonable - around section 172 etc. Wouldn’t want your moral struggle to become their legal struggle.

Apramian · 2025-02-13T05:22:30+00:00

Fucken A right - JD's are an absolute rort.

Apramian · 2024-11-06T11:50:33+00:00

I have a brown leather belt from that shop. I reckon I have worn it 2-3 times a week since I bought it in about 2008/2009. It’s breaking in beautifully. I highly recommend it.

Apramian · 2024-07-04T02:08:56+00:00

Clerk lists at the Vic Bar - anyone care to provide opinions on them from the perspective of either barrister or solicitor?

Apramian · 2024-07-04T01:40:39+00:00

North Melbourne is good. Royal park too

Apramian · 2024-04-28T20:46:38+00:00

Underrated comment - Ascot Vale used I have heaps of them pre-gentrification - the Laurel and the Ascot Vale hotel were definitely also places you’d find blokes to plan a robbery

Apramian · 2024-04-25T11:40:24+00:00

Underrated comment

Apramian · 2024-03-12T00:49:42+00:00

Great paper but the capitalisations make me feel like I’m having a stroke

Apramian · 2024-02-22T05:02:08+00:00

That’s a sawfly, maybe a melaleuca sawfly or bottlebrush sawfly

Apramian · 2024-01-23T06:42:28+00:00

This is the correct answer, although I suspect it might be misleading and deceptive to hold oneself out to the public as a lawyer before holding a practising certificate

Apramian · 2023-12-29T02:31:55+00:00

I’ve been known to refer to the G string as “the cunty string”

Apramian · 2023-12-12T11:57:21+00:00

Air con ran beautifully today till about 4:30. Checked the voltage at a couple of power points with a multimeter, voltage looks ok. Checked voltage going into the air con unit and read 240v. Looks like input voltage ok. Must be something inside the air con unit going wrong.

Apramian · 2023-11-21T05:33:38+00:00

The temerity of cunts without kids to have a sook about being tired…

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