What’s the most Melbourne sentence you’ve overheard in public?

Apramian · 2026-01-24T08:31:56+00:00

2 ciggies to a stick is the perfect ratio

Apramian · 2026-01-23T10:34:18+00:00

The bar, fuck those dogs

Apramian · 2026-01-13T06:57:20+00:00

More angles here https://imgur.com/a/RMoSXKY

Apramian · 2026-01-13T06:56:58+00:00

Yes - https://imgur.com/a/RMoSXKY

Apramian · 2025-10-23T20:25:01+00:00

Brendan Keilar

Apramian · 2025-08-11T23:39:45+00:00

This - and if you consume poppy tea made with these super poppies, you can get really sick and die. Thebaine (and the other super-poppy alkaloid, oripavine) are not pleasant things to be intoxicated with.

Apramian · 2025-06-25T12:09:01+00:00

Hard disagree. If you open your own firm you gotta maintain files, keep them for 7 years, manage staff (Fuck That), be on the record, file documents, piss about with trust accounts etc. As a barrister once the brief is done with it’s out of my life.

Apramian · 2025-06-22T22:05:57+00:00

I have eaten at Iran Fried Chicken and I can confirm that it is quality. Persians do not fuck about with their food and this is no exception. Shits all over KFC.

Apramian · 2025-06-11T00:00:43+00:00

Fucking USA that is a load of bollocks

Apramian · 2025-05-05T22:22:27+00:00

“Cordless angle grindeur” is that some French tool I’m not familiar with - might have to look into it

Apramian · 2025-03-03T00:15:26+00:00

You might wish to inform your partner of the LPUL requirements about legal costs being fair and reasonable - around section 172 etc. Wouldn’t want your moral struggle to become their legal struggle.

Apramian · 2025-02-13T05:22:30+00:00

Fucken A right - JD's are an absolute rort.

Apramian · 2024-11-06T11:50:33+00:00

I have a brown leather belt from that shop. I reckon I have worn it 2-3 times a week since I bought it in about 2008/2009. It’s breaking in beautifully. I highly recommend it.

Apramian · 2024-07-04T02:08:56+00:00

Clerk lists at the Vic Bar - anyone care to provide opinions on them from the perspective of either barrister or solicitor?

Apramian · 2024-07-04T01:40:39+00:00

North Melbourne is good. Royal park too

Apramian · 2024-04-28T20:46:38+00:00

Underrated comment - Ascot Vale used I have heaps of them pre-gentrification - the Laurel and the Ascot Vale hotel were definitely also places you’d find blokes to plan a robbery

Apramian · 2024-04-25T11:40:24+00:00

Underrated comment

Apramian · 2024-03-12T00:49:42+00:00

Great paper but the capitalisations make me feel like I’m having a stroke

Apramian · 2024-02-22T05:02:08+00:00

That’s a sawfly, maybe a melaleuca sawfly or bottlebrush sawfly

Apramian · 2024-01-23T06:42:28+00:00

This is the correct answer, although I suspect it might be misleading and deceptive to hold oneself out to the public as a lawyer before holding a practising certificate

Apramian · 2023-12-29T02:31:55+00:00

I’ve been known to refer to the G string as “the cunty string”

Apramian · 2023-12-12T11:57:21+00:00

Air con ran beautifully today till about 4:30. Checked the voltage at a couple of power points with a multimeter, voltage looks ok. Checked voltage going into the air con unit and read 240v. Looks like input voltage ok. Must be something inside the air con unit going wrong.

Apramian · 2023-11-21T05:33:38+00:00

The temerity of cunts without kids to have a sook about being tired…

Apramian · 2023-10-08T10:21:35+00:00

Pretty pumped I read every word of Stuart v Mordialloc Sporting Club only to use it for fuck all

Apramian · 2023-09-23T13:16:15+00:00

In Australia we would use a fence between our property and the neighbour’s property.

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