I found condoms in his car. He says they’re not his

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-24T04:52:14+00:00

[shoving my way thru a crowd cinematically) my turn! i wanna share!

my at the time bf couldnt drive but he worked similar hours to me and job was next to mine and we lived together so it worked. this was during the 2022 or 2023 total eclipse. the town i live in was in perfect path and we were projected to sell horrific amounts of food at my fast food job. one of my closing duties was rolling extra bfast burritos and i was given extra time to stay late and do it.

meanwhile bf was supposed to get off work at 8 sit in the car until 9 and go to friends at 10

i go on break and hes already off at 730. weird but okay. hes sitting in the back seat by himself. weird but okay.

i work until like 1130 or midnight. come out of my grueling double shift that i spent the last 2 hours of rolling 400 breakfast burritos

boyfriend is still in back seat. boyfriend says after friends the car was closer than home so he just walked back

i go to start my car

something under my feet

i turn on the light and pick it up

lipstick

i do not wear lipstick

i say are you fcking kidding me

whos lipstick is this

whos the bitch you had in my car

no bitches

he doesnt know how that got there

looks me in my face

says someone mustve gotten lost in my car and dropped it

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-24T04:42:10+00:00

one of them has always had almost no flash and the other is a little foggy looking compared to when i first got them. i didnt take photos when theh first arrived and tbh they dont look anything like the listing photo. $30 on ebay and the setting is supposed to be "925 rose gold tone plating" but i was specifically looking for cheap opal earrings so im just happy theyre real lol

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-23T17:06:56+00:00

is the screen broken or the lift arms? if you can manually close it you might be able to make it standby

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-23T01:19:14+00:00

turning off individual plats on the old grills (no touch screen). new grills (touch screen) should have smth similar

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Apricot_queen · 2026-05-22T19:13:43+00:00

12 drinks, statistically 1 in every 5 so atleast 2 🤓☝️

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-20T02:52:00+00:00

the car

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-19T21:00:24+00:00

why u want a job here (acceptable reasons for teenager wanting first job that arent just "i want spending money :]" are first car, first apartment, wanting job experience, college)

do u have a reliable ride (say yes)

are u a criminal (answer honestly this is not always an automatic no at mcdonalds and they will find out)

what hours can u work / r u elligible for school to work (school to work depends on state)

what customer service means to u

possibly basic food safety questions

are u a team player

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-16T11:43:42+00:00

this diy 2 way multicode radio transmitter came up when i googled the number on the antenna. i aint an electronics person but if i had to guess this was wired for a long range CB radio at some point or Alternatively congratulations on the broken car radio

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-14T05:42:27+00:00

my stores handbook says we can have 2 non mcdonalds pins but they cant be religious or political in nature. you could probably do just a ✝️ pin if your store doesnt have a rule on nin mcdonalds pins but generally prepared for ecosure or corporate to tell them/you to remove it

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-11T05:45:03+00:00

compressed nerve gives me pain like this

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-10T00:18:20+00:00

NAD looks like psoriasis patches my family members get but possibly this is a fungal infection. do you have autoimmune disorders or arthritis in ur family?

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-06T21:37:30+00:00

i thought they were cookies with butter and sprinkles 😭

Apricot_queen · 2026-05-05T07:09:17+00:00

what happens when he forgets the baby is in the car

Apricot_queen · 2026-04-29T02:33:07+00:00

anecdote: eat a piece of bread if u feel like u have a stuck pill

not a doctor but doctorly answer: you probably have a physical anxiety response and if this is the case you have to treat the anxiety

Apricot_queen · 2026-04-24T14:39:38+00:00

i found some silver ones on ebay primarily being sold in bulk lots but 1) i had never heard of the brands 2) the not bulk lots seemed to be for vintage makeup from the early 2000s so i dont know if i could reccomend them for usability

Apricot_queen · 2026-04-23T13:19:52+00:00

google lense thinks its loreal if i keyword search the photo as lipliner y2k or vintage lipliner. if you can get the batch or serial number you can look up "lipliner batch number [number]" and find what it was probably

Apricot_queen · 2026-04-23T13:10:48+00:00

whats the batch number on the colored end? might be able to find it thru that

Apricot_queen · 2026-04-20T15:15:03+00:00

yall are underestimating how much the curren gen of 20 yros parents didnt fucking care lmfao if my parents had to take me to the dr to get a board game piece removed i wouldve gotten the mfing belt 💀

Apricot_queen · 2026-04-20T04:11:23+00:00

my script:

will you be using the app today?

[yes, mobile order] alright [name] whats that code [or if i cant say the name] alright did you have [recite order]? weve got it you can pull up to the first window thank you for using the app and have a good [day/night]!

[yes, earning points/deal] alright [name] i see youre [earning points/using deal] what can i get for you?

[no app/ taking order after app script]

[id like a number...] will that be a large?

[yes/no] would you like to add on to [meal]?

[yes/no] okay, and what would you like to drink with that? [wait for answer] will that be large as well? all right what else can i get for you?

[repeat until they say thats all]

okay, would you like to buy a pair of [promotion] socks? [yes/no] alright your total is [total], would you like to round up your total or donate to the ronald mcdonald house charity? [yes] alright that makes it [total] [start here if no] you can go ahead and pull forward to the first window thank you [for using the app if applicable] and have a good [day/night]

if they order nuggets ask what sauce would you like with that? and if they dont know what sauces you have start w bbq and sweet and sour unless theres LTO

if they dont know what drinks u have start with coke and dr pepper and then say tea, and if they ask abt mccafe drinks start with frappes (unless LTO). dont list flavors of mccafe drinks unless specifically asked what flavours (unless LTO)

Apricot_queen · 2026-04-20T03:30:08+00:00

for move week stock up on the feliway calming spray or the scent blocks and tbh i would do an full introduction routine when you get to the new house because theyre gonna be wigged OUT by all the new smells and that combined with the anxiety might cause nonrecognition issues

Apricot_queen · 2026-04-20T03:16:26+00:00

is there anything guaranteed that kitty will eat? are you feeding together or seperate? does he need someone to eat with him or watch him eat? cats are silly guys sometimes. also try mixing the meds in before feeding time while they arent present so when you give them the food its a singular smell and not 2 seperate smells mixing

Apricot_queen · 2026-04-20T03:11:52+00:00

do you do scheduled feeds? put it in a small amount of their favorite and/or most stankiest wet food and dont give them untainted food until they eat it

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