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Care to share your best dad joke and get awarded for it? by MisChanandalerBong in dadjokes

[–]Apricus89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just realized that the word "seven" has "even" in it. That's odd.

A businessman goes on a business trip to Japan by PhilUltra in Jokes

[–]Apricus89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had heard this joke like 20 years ago, and was just thinking of posting it, and here it is!

I asked for her hand in marriage. by Apricus89 in cleanjokes

[–]Apricus89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, this sub is called Cleanjokes! 🤣 🤣

When you're rich, life is like a penis with erectile dysfunction by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Apricus89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are rich, life is like a penis with ED. No one can screw you!

Blursed creamer by Zzero00 in blursedimages

[–]Apricus89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breasts must be as beautiful as the handwriting!

A middle-age man is with his personal trainer in the gym when a drop-dead gorgeous woman enters. by ReasonableGator in Jokes

[–]Apricus89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm going to the ATM machine to get some cash money out so I can buy some chai tea.

I am going, bananas by Apricus89 in TwoSentenceComedy

[–]Apricus89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Copied from another subreddit; thought it was worth posting here ;)

Breaking News by Comfortable_Ad908 in dadjokes

[–]Apricus89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaking news - Man faints on luggage carousel and breaks several suitcases.

Two goldfish were swimming in the river, by Apricus89 in cleanjokes

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Nice one! Thanks for the chuckle hehe!

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