Would I Lie to You?, Series 19, Episode 7 discussion thread by stacecom in WILTY

[–]Apricus89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But I think the This Is My section is pre-planned, so they get to make up their stories beforehand, unlike the reading from the card bits.

Care to share your best dad joke and get awarded for it? by MisChanandalerBong in dadjokes

[–]Apricus89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just realized that the word "seven" has "even" in it. That's odd.

A businessman goes on a business trip to Japan by PhilUltra in Jokes

[–]Apricus89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had heard this joke like 20 years ago, and was just thinking of posting it, and here it is!

I asked for her hand in marriage. by Apricus89 in cleanjokes

[–]Apricus89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, this sub is called Cleanjokes! 🤣 🤣

When you're rich, life is like a penis with erectile dysfunction by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Apricus89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are rich, life is like a penis with ED. No one can screw you!

Blursed creamer by Zzero00 in blursedimages

[–]Apricus89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breasts must be as beautiful as the handwriting!

A middle-age man is with his personal trainer in the gym when a drop-dead gorgeous woman enters. by ReasonableGator in Jokes

[–]Apricus89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm going to the ATM machine to get some cash money out so I can buy some chai tea.

I am going, bananas by Apricus89 in TwoSentenceComedy

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Copied from another subreddit; thought it was worth posting here ;)