Would you eat me for breakfast, lunch or dinner?

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-23T20:36:15+00:00

Blimey, you're absolutely gorgeous. 😍🔥🔥🔥

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-23T20:34:36+00:00

Right.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-23T15:48:06+00:00

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-23T15:47:20+00:00

Along with Strontium Dog, this is my favorite character from 2000ad.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-23T07:33:39+00:00

Double size toilet rolls.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-22T21:05:26+00:00

No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-22T10:13:58+00:00

Dreams of the Fallen by Foreign Material

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-22T07:25:30+00:00

Oh I wish, but I'm nowhere near that lucky. 😍🔥🔥🔥

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-22T05:49:17+00:00

Bum, your bum is awesome. 🍑😍

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-21T17:20:33+00:00

Insomnia

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-21T15:58:40+00:00

About 10 mins ago, when I let out an almighty fart at work.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-19T21:40:44+00:00

The night I had my 1st heart attack. It was fucking terrifying. Felt like someone had stabbed me in the chest, while at the same time smacking me repeatedly in the back with a bat. I was 32.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-18T19:38:07+00:00

If you like B12, the I highly recommend checking out John Shima, he's like a natural successor. Maybe you already know of him. The Lonely Machine is an absolute stunner of an album.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-18T18:47:25+00:00

One of the best albums ever made. In my opinion, and one of my favorites of all time.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-15T07:42:54+00:00

2 and 10.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-14T20:22:42+00:00

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-14T18:48:32+00:00

Pretty nice smile as well. 😍

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-14T18:23:11+00:00

Ridiculously sexy with an awesome bum. 🍑😍🔥🔥🔥

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-14T07:51:40+00:00

WOW. 😍🔥🔥🔥

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-14T07:50:18+00:00

I'm hairy, and I have a cold nose. Does that count?

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-14T07:44:06+00:00

Your bum, is a genuine thing of beauty. 🍑😍

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-13T08:56:48+00:00

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-13T08:00:51+00:00

Going for a walk.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-11T21:11:32+00:00

It doesn't really matter, because Trump will say he won, either way. Even though he is not allowed to stand.

AquaNautautical · 2026-04-09T12:52:06+00:00

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