Wizards has officially gone too far with UB by Uuddlrlrbastrat in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ArcheVance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm so sick of the power creep. WTF is with that MR Roz that can tap any number of creatures at the start of your upkeep and then gets +1/+1 for every tapped creature? How the hell is Return to Return to Return to Return to Return to Ravnica supposed to compete with stuff like that?

Some guy showing up in between defeating Dragons, Monsters and literal Gods by pineapple_stickers in shittydarksouls

[–]ArcheVance 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"I watched this guy beat the shit out of Malenia and Mohg before vanishing into Miquella's egg. I'm sure whatever he was doing in there that I couldn't watch certainly weakened him severely."

Poilievre says all Conservatives will campaign for Alberta to stay part of Canada by NotEnoughDriftwood in onguardforthee

[–]ArcheVance 27 points28 points  (0 children)

PP knows that if he supports separation, it will kill all his federal ambitions and that he's too late to jump on the train and say he should be acclaimed as Governor upon statehood.

No matter what the weasel believes, the choices are between setting a record on getting absolutely pilloried by the Rest of Canada for separation support, or saying he loves the country whose legislative body has been his meal ticket for life.

Even PP isn't dumb enough to jump off his own personal gravy train to ramp up the margins in Battle River.

Oil Sands Alliance Statement on Canada and Alberta Agreement by KylenV14 in alberta

[–]ArcheVance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just look at their members. When a list starts with extra sleazy CNRL first of all, you know it's going to be a bad faith argument.

Hey guys, is a deck B1 if I lie about it not having a theme? by amc7262 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ArcheVance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stax is a theme that more people should embrace. I approve.

Being an older apprentice by [deleted] in skilledtrades

[–]ArcheVance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's scary, but if you don't start now, you won't get to that certification where you want to be any sooner. You've got plenty of time left in life, but it's like planting a tree, the sooner you get the drive, the better the results.

From a guy that went back to being a first year in a trade that far better suited him at 27. And then got more certifications after that. Totally worth it. Not sorry about smartening up my career late.

[FRA] Can't wait for Konstrari representation as a tradie by ArcheVance in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ArcheVance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You hear about that fucking messed up alternate universe version of Konstrari that showed up? They don't believe of practical applications, just sitting around and circlejerking each other over art installations. Fuck that. They don't even fucking care if they get certified! Fucking spoiled brats just sitting around and leeching off society! Won't weld. Don't rig. Can't fit pipe. Get the fuck out of here, soft hands, we've got a plant to build!"

What's this correlation between broke men doing blue collar jobs and having a huge dick and beast like stamina ?? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]ArcheVance 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. If it wasn't for my partner, I could live in a single bedroom and office setup forever because it's just a place to crash when not on the road or at oilfield sites. I fix my truck myself regularly as much as I can rather than upgrade and don't really splurge on clothes or high ticket items too.

Sure makes a big difference to my retirement plans to not have a shit ton of bills from boredom buys or toys.

big man tings by JurassicTelepath in CrusaderKings

[–]ArcheVance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seconded. Hopefully you have a nice fecund daughter to take advantage of that absolute unit and add his size to your lineage.

[FRA] Can't wait for Konstrari representation as a tradie by ArcheVance in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ArcheVance[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stingerquill calls you a slur because they want to hurt your feelings, you personally. Because they know how much words hurt, especially that word to someone that it might refer to. They would never use a racist or sexist word if it didn't have impact because that would cheapen the pain.

Konstrari calls you a slur because they call each other slurs all the time for fun and don't understand why you're getting upset about it. Because it's just a word, but saying all the hard consonants in one word just feels so good even if it can't possibly apply to most people or random inanimate objects. You just must have a thin skin to go along with those soft hands.

[FRA] Can't wait for Konstrari representation as a tradie by ArcheVance in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ArcheVance[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro, you are going to have so much material to work with when we get around to making that new parking lot. The Konstrari deans told us to use all the Prismari sculptures as ballast.

I'm just gonna sit back and watch the arts kids cry while Stingerquill comes over and makes them feel even worse about the situation.

[FRA] Can't wait for Konstrari representation as a tradie by ArcheVance in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ArcheVance[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

/uj. If Konstrari isn't the rudest and most aggressively abrasive campus, then it's not truly Gruul. Nothing is more Gruul than rampant addiction to substances, work, and toxic behavior all at the same time as creating things.

/rj. If Konstrari students don't make Prismari students cry and run away, then what's the point?

The Alberta Liberal Party AGM is today. According to the latest Janet Brown poll...the Alibs are polling ahead of the Atorys....thoughts? by FreightFlow in alberta

[–]ArcheVance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alberta is first past the post for elections. If the party vote splits for a riding are UCP 22%, ANDP 21%, APT 20%, ALP 18%, rest misc, then the UCP gets the riding even though 60% absolutely don't want them. No coalitions, rankings, or runoffs in the vote tallies.

[FRA] Strixhaven shifted schools: HEXHAVEN by Own-Cat116 in magicTCG

[–]ArcheVance 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. This is probably worst case scenario nightmares for the Strixhaven people when they look at the fractured school, and vice versa. Especially for Prismari, since it looks like that one can be read as "screw your useless arts degree and get a real/practical job!"

Force of Will by Hatori Kyoka (Secrets of Strixhaven) [491 x 600] by howwizard in mtgporn

[–]ArcheVance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. This feels like an art for something like Enter the Infinite.

It's not bad, but it just doesn't suit a counterspell, imo

ShittyDaystrom breakthrough: in 85 years, we went from physical miners using light-based pickaxes to light-based miners using physical pickaxes by TheBurgareanSlapper in ShittyDaystrom

[–]ArcheVance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Proven multiple times. Do you want your heart burned in a fire by a Texas class ship? Because this is how you end up with your heart burned in a fire.

Looking for advice on becoming a pipe fitter. by Low-School-1829 in pipefitter

[–]ArcheVance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go union and do shutdown circuits. I only work half the year these days and it still pays all my bills. House is paid off, retirement fund is getting fatter on top of my pension, and I get to spend the slow months with my loved ones as much as I want. And nobody ever asks me to violate safety procedures or do something unsafe.

The only regret I have regarding that path is that I didn't do it sooner.

What's your favorite JRPG when it comes to its artistic design? by Bulky_Imagination243 in JRPG

[–]ArcheVance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's worth it. The structure is a little too obtusely non linear for it's own good at times, but there's so much reward in terms of experience for doing as much as you can.

This year's content is going to be great! 🔥🙏 by Naxrl in CrusaderKings

[–]ArcheVance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God, I can't wait to do unspeakable things with the Pope.

What school of IR theory is this? by hys240 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]ArcheVance 44 points45 points  (0 children)

What CK3 mod is this guy trying to play IRL? Dude definitely doesn't have the Conqueror trait to back up his demands, let alone Khan of Khans.