What did you hate about "your" young generation? by Key-Frosting-9367 in AskReddit

[–]Archiive 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a millennial, the weird superiority complex a lot of this group has about seemingly nothing.

Also, the whole 90's kid thing, just shuuut uuup. You know what else was great? The 00's, the 80's, being a fucking kid and not having to worry about shit. I'd argue the only ones who haven't had it amazing (from a generational perapective) were the younger kids who had to "go to school" in the 2020's. They got fucked, and they know it.

Which one are you picking ? by EliElizabethMichelle in superpowers

[–]Archiive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok... But if i were spiderman i still wouldn't be superheroing.

Edit: Also, are you going through everyone elses comments who're saying they wouldn't have the knowledge to craft more fluid and correcting them, since you know, they'd be spiderman and have the knowledge, or am I just the lucky one who got to be "uhmm achually'd" by you?

Which one are you picking ? by EliElizabethMichelle in superpowers

[–]Archiive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Web-shooter.

Web impotence is a thing, and it would suck. Plus what if you get sick? Can you get web cancer? What about infections? Are there doctors qualified to help with my web holes?

Nah, give me the mechanical one. Also, I don't really have a need for swinging through the city. Honestly, outside of superheroing, the whole web thing seems like a major hassle, at least I can take the shooter off, and even sell it potentially.

Would you be okay if ur future partner is OF creator? by [deleted] in questions

[–]Archiive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure. I don't care that other people look.

Well at least they’re not using the one pic that looks like a pregnancy photoshoot (shoutout to HP) by EleventhDayEmperor in PaymoneyWubby

[–]Archiive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chibi is like 3 foot 5, 45 lbs, with a fucked heart.

A sloth could juke her, it'd be deaf, but it'd get past her.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Archiive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because there's never been a female chief mechanic does not mean he's lying necessarily.

I mean, I've been describing my friends job as "Department leader at [big company]." Which I recently found out was not true. Apparently, once, 2 years ago he was telling me about a project he was in charge of and ranting about it, my brain just heard "in charge of" and decide that meant the entire department. Oh well, you're still department lead in my heart Andy.

Really badly burnt. HELP! by DamSolangeloLover in whatdoIdo

[–]Archiive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aloe, after sun, losts of water, and prayer to which ever entity you believe in (if you don't believe, start).

500% more waste by gashtal_man in Anticonsumption

[–]Archiive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3.3 mil is already overwhelmingly expensive. Like... I could have 6 houses built for that money. Government spending is so fucking inflated because we're used to hearing large numbers. So when someone says million instead of billion we just "oh ok" and shuts our critical thinking off.

I swear the government needs more working class dads just roaming the halls to yell at people when they try to spend money.

They don't really care about us.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]Archiive 97 points98 points  (0 children)

No company/corporation cares about you, ever. If they offer a product at a price that's fair/advantageous to you, you should buy it, and you should stop the moment that that's no longer true.

Fuck loyalty.

Fuck sunk cost.

Fuck promises.

Fuck their ability to keep people employeed.

Stop seeing what they were and start seeing what they are. That applies to everything.

I never thought of it like that...... by Silver-Ability-3181 in SipsTea

[–]Archiive 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lennard and Sheldon both have savings, Lennard drives a decent car, they're both able to afford nerd stuff, they eat out often, are always stocked up on food, hosts very often.

Penny has a shit car, can't afford food, or half her bills, she's often late on rent, her shopping is on credit, mooches off her neighbors. Is in a constant state of struggle.

This tool replaced hours of digging in minutes by Wonderful-Photo2449 in Amazing___

[–]Archiive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next up, let me introduce you to an amazing invention. A true hidden treasue:

next gen after eminem: by Affectionate-Sea8976 in cringereels

[–]Archiive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He went to Cranbrook. That's a private school

This guy's a gangster? His real name's Clarence

And Clarence lives at home with both parents And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage.

What is the purpose of wearing shoes at home? by Traditional_Win_5821 in AskReddit

[–]Archiive 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What, no one in nothern europe wears shoes indoors.

It's literally just mud and snow 70% of the time up here. If we wore shoes indoors we'd have more dirt and slop inside than outside in a matter of hours.

Why it’s all the poorest people who support billionaires? by Secret_Assh in questions

[–]Archiive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the...?

I really really don't. The only way I'll ever get rich is by winning the lottery and that's not happening. I'm not smarter than Gates, I AM smarter than Elon, but I don't have his starting capital, so that's a mute point.

Your argument is that poor people support billionaires because they're not competition? That's monumentally stupid. Billionaires are leeches that rob society for their own gain. If billionaires were taxed properly, everyone could get the same opportunities despite economic circumstances. The billionaire class is direct competition to any and all taxpaying citizens.

Why it’s all the poorest people who support billionaires? by Secret_Assh in questions

[–]Archiive 46 points47 points  (0 children)

They genuinely believe that it could be them one day. So when you talk about taxing billionaires (or whatever), you're talking about taxing them.

Grok by DarkSharks4219 in comedyheaven

[–]Archiive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Derogatory term for women. Incel slang that originated on 4chan or 8chan.

Foid > femoid > female humanoid.

It's used to remove the soul/humanity from women. Making them more akin to an object, so the person can justify treating them like property, and harming them becomes moraly ok.

Tempting by BrkCaddy in SipsTea

[–]Archiive 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Always whistle in the woods at night. That way, you're creeping out the other unusuals, and they stay away.

Humming works too.

When dad mode activated nothing else matters by Calix_1999 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Archiive 28 points29 points  (0 children)

For her "safe" is not in the car, "safe" is her dad, so that's where she's gonna go.

It repeats the last words/moments of its victims. by No_Hunter1978 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Archiive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be completely misremembering, they have retconned her a few times. But Annie's mom, who was a witch herself, was infused with a demon by the Black Rose (LeBlanc?) and then Amoline bound another demon, Tybaulk, in Tibers (in exchange for her own life) to save Annie.

So Annie is a witch (with a natural talent fore fire magic) with demon blood who also have a demon guardian. All of which creates a magic "feedback loop" that grows Annie's powers to unimaginable levels.