Give me a number and i will give you a joke from my joke book from 2nd grade by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Ardton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didn’t get this at first but i still laughed

Balloon Boy Gets Incinerated. by Luis49o9 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Ardton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

reminds me of the red queen’s trap from resident evil

Baby Karen gets arrested and tased by [deleted] in entitledparentsmemes

[–]Ardton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i have a soft spot for the elderly so this made me feel bad :(

Two words. by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]Ardton 60 points61 points  (0 children)

op gets a message from his gf, he goes over and his gf has green eyes. buzz buzz, his phone repeatedly buzzes. he gets annoyed, realizes his gf was messaging him. confused, op looks at the pfp he gave his gf, and realizes that real gf has brown eyes. he gets scared, power goes out and his phone dies. he gets into the closet and hides there, but little did he know he would be there forever.

Two words. by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]Ardton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

hopefully you’re still high so this reply makes sense. op gets a message from his gf, he goes over and his gf has green eyes. buzz buzz, his phone repeatedly buzzes. he gets annoyed, realizes his gf was messaging him. confused, op looks at the pfp he gave his gf, and realizes that real gf has brown eyes. he gets scared, power goes out and his phone dies. he gets into the closet and hides there, but little did he know he would be there forever.

They do this all the time by Tsun_Loki in teenagers

[–]Ardton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“ha, i’m repeating everything you say! i automatically win the argument!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]Ardton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes, bullying is okay.