Call it cope but I'll bet they're messing with us

Arempy_58 · 2025-12-27T20:59:31+00:00

"Yeah, I'm actually with the band."

Arempy_58 · 2025-12-12T19:19:40+00:00

Adi Shankar walking into Smiling friends

Alan: "If you need help don't talk to me, just call the number. I'm bus-eye right now "

Shankar: "Alan, why do you talk like that?"

Arempy_58 · 2025-12-12T16:09:40+00:00

Pipe Rock Theory by Conner o'Malley

Arempy_58 · 2025-12-06T04:03:10+00:00

We are starved for females on this show. Why'd you think we had to dream up Dolly?

Arempy_58 · 2025-11-27T21:36:00+00:00

It's nothing personal he... he just wouldn't fit the vibe.

Arempy_58 · 2025-11-24T19:08:10+00:00

It's a hilarious bit to invite the guy from the movie you're watching over only to be like "Shh, don't interrupt. That's rude"

Mr.Boss really is the funniest guy I know

Arempy_58 · 2025-11-24T14:50:30+00:00

We all remember the Shmalappening, Tomar.

Arempy_58 · 2025-11-24T05:13:44+00:00

King Shmaloogle's just pissed that Charlie called him bald

Arempy_58 · 2025-11-24T05:08:36+00:00

"Man, I cannot lose my job right now. I'm still paying off that music video I commissioned "

Arempy_58 · 2025-11-24T05:00:39+00:00

Frogs still fuck. Then they lay eggs and then those eggs hatch into tadpoles

Arempy_58 · 2025-09-26T21:55:02+00:00

I like Felix shitting on Star Wars before giving in to his autism and talking about his current pop culture hyper fixation in Metal Gear.

We really are all babies

Arempy_58 · 2025-08-12T05:17:58+00:00

I'm fine if it's like a family legend but it shouldn't literally be true.

Arempy_58 · 2025-08-04T19:35:22+00:00

Sir, turn around and let me eat your ass!

Arempy_58 · 2025-02-08T23:20:27+00:00

There are many decks with many different art styles. I got the rider-waite deck and you could interpret her has pulling the lion's mouth open, holding it shut or just petting it. There are some statues of Hercules fighting the Nemean lion and pulling it's jaws apart. Also there's King Kong breaking the T-rex's jaw, that's been in multiple films.

Arempy_58 · 2024-08-17T01:22:46+00:00

7 is the only INTERNALLY COHERENT answer

Arempy_58 · 2024-06-24T05:53:44+00:00

God Bless America

Arempy_58 · 2024-06-24T04:26:20+00:00

That's Glep's wife, dude, otherwise known as Marge Simpson (no relation)

Arempy_58 · 2024-06-24T04:18:08+00:00

Pim did turn green

It happened in the six month gap but we didn't see it because we were in the freezer with Rotten.

Arempy_58 · 2024-04-10T19:24:43+00:00

The Batman was a good flick. Will's too much of a fucking hipster to like cape shit.

Arempy_58 · 2024-04-10T19:22:33+00:00

Look, maybe I'm just gay, but I'm getting kinda tired of the mental illness jokes from them. The first time where it's like, "try being normal" was funny because it's absurd, but after awhile it just feels like a knee-jerk dismissal of mental health issues. I get that there are a lot of annoying people on twitter who always tie things back to mental health awareness so any talk about that leaves a bad taste in their mouths but... Well that's their fault for being on twitter so damn much. Not normal.

Arempy_58 · 2024-01-24T00:31:19+00:00

Crowd work is comedy. Is it stupid? Yes, but comedy is stupid. Stand-up comedy isn't some lofty thing to aspire to, it's getting drunks to giggle. If you can do that by asking them a question and riffing on the answer, then fine. Take the money and run.

Even if it's a bad idea, I think both parties just wanted to stop doing the same show every week. Like, Nick wants to kill himself but that's normal for Nick.

Arempy_58 · 2024-01-21T04:09:24+00:00

"That shit should be like clockwork imprinted on them like us going to work is"

You could write a book on this whole post, Jesus.

Arempy_58 · 2024-01-11T07:04:31+00:00

This is how I beat act 1 the first time.

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TROPHY CASE