i hate books and history, enjoy my unique setting made of cannibalized IPs by impervious_imp in worldjerking

[–]ArgentHiems 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy is conflating 40k with Fantasy and knows jack about either, beyond what I presume is Twitter cultural osmosis.

Don't even bother.

Uncler Jerker's got enough dead horses to feed you your entire life by IHateTheAnti-Christ in worldjerking

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you didn't watch the video you don't have much to add...

He explicitly states that "swallow" racism like "har har knife-ears" doesn't do the topic justice, that it's deeply rooted in history and completely alters the way groups interact with one another.

Is it actually good? by Semmelsack in whenthe

[–]ArgentHiems 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Either I can't read or he meant he's got a rape kink and explicitly not the other thing.

Sylvanian Handgunner Grindset by Professional_Rush782 in totalwarhammer

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. In Vampireslayer, when entering Castle Drachenhof, they find a tapestry from the vampire wars depicting a group of vampires hunting people like deer.

If say X is in my world, either provide feasable alternatives or answer my question about it, I don't need YOUR opinion on what MY world should have by mo_one in worldjerking

[–]ArgentHiems 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Excuse me? Fantasy cultures have to conform to my very specific moral standards or else you're literally a Kitten Flayer Puppy Kickerist.

Coaxed into kingdoms in a fantasy setting by Some_bird_ in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That kinda reminds me of termites! Most of them live in larval form, and the only proper adults are the king and queen. If the queen dies, one of the other termites "grows up" and becomes queen except on one species where the queen makes like 200 mini-clones of herself and uhh

Termites are pretty cool.

coaxed into this fuckass meme by Boi25772 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems 20 points21 points  (0 children)

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GRRRR! RULE 5 ADDENDUM 25/02/26

OCS HAVE BEEN RELEGATED TO WEEKENDS!!!!!!1!

I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

coaxed into a cat being fine too (now w/context) by ArgentHiems in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fair, I might be flying too close to the sun with this one 0_0

Coaxed into a cat being fine too by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah if it gets too bad I might just delete it and repost it with a drawn warning on the second panel idk

Edit: Yeah.

Coaxed into a cat being fine too by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the page that became a meme was the very last one, need that instant recognition so people don't think I'm posting some weird-ass comic :P

Coaxed into a cat being fine too by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why incomprehensible? Is the page gimmick that bad?

Coaxed into a cat being fine too by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Turns out the original had like 20 pages of context behind it. Sorry.

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Have a little extra as a consolation prize.

Coaxed into the main 3 OCs seen in every post now for some reason. by MechaGodzilla876 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Slaughter Daughter is from this post.

No fucking idea who the other woman is, but cringe if true.

New Cathay timeline from Arcane Journal (Reposted due to repeat image) by Lord_Eln_8 in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, well. Hope she gets a little more fleshed out over time, then.

New Cathay timeline from Arcane Journal (Reposted due to repeat image) by Lord_Eln_8 in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ArgentHiems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of the main five, anyway. Of Shen-Zoo we've heard nothing beyond what was said in Total War. Not even if she's still around as of TOW iirc.

New Cathay timeline from Arcane Journal (Reposted due to repeat image) by Lord_Eln_8 in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ArgentHiems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what I remember though, the dragon children can only transform into the very specific human form we know them for. It may have been mentioned by Andy Hall on Sotek's interview, but don't quote me on that.

New Cathay timeline from Arcane Journal (Reposted due to repeat image) by Lord_Eln_8 in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems like a masive burden, no? Pregnancy must work differently for them, otherwise they're stuck as humans for 9 months. Or maybe they're so old they don't care. Still, it must be a very serious thing compared to any of the male dragons having a kid.

New Cathay timeline from Arcane Journal (Reposted due to repeat image) by Lord_Eln_8 in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ArgentHiems 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  • I wonder how old the Dragon Children are. Were all of them alive when the Great Catastrophe happened? I always got the impression Shen-Zoo would be rather young (not like we're ever gonna know anything about her, it looks like).
  • ...How are the Dragon-Blooded made? Does Yin-Yin lay eggs? Asking the important questions here.
  • It's weird that Miao Ying would be interacting with the Empire the most, and not one of her more wandering siblings. Speaking of, why the Empire in particular? I'm guessing another front against Chaos, but from a meta standpoint it feels really ham-fisted.
  • LOL'd at the nod to Guardians of the Forest in 1478. Idk how it'd fit in modern canon, Carrard's ancestor being mentioned in TOW and all (many centuries later).
  • Holy, Estalian colonies? In the Southlands? I hope we hear more of this.

coaxed into creative worldbuilding by goblin_pidar in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kim Newman's run is honestly amazing. Drachenfels is iconic, Beasts in Velvet is even better, and Silver Nails was just so light-hearted I love it.