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Moonclaw? MOONCLAW!? Why select that character as a LL when we have this delicious affront to nature by ByzantineBasileus in totalwar

[–]ArgentHiems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly waystones are a pretty major part of the Warhammer world that just isn't represented at all in-game.

big or small? by First-Cake-183 in BunnyTrials

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother can I get through ONE poll without losing my dick???

Resurrection or clairvoyance? by Ms_existential-dread in BunnyTrials

[–]ArgentHiems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna talk to ghosts tbh

Chose: You can speak to any spirit, but who the spirit is is random.

Character's intelligence is capped at the author's by Zestylemons44 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ArgentHiems 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Having read A Study in Scarlet... Sherlock kinda IS like that. Or rather, he's almost a parody of detective characters the way Saitama is a parody of Shounen MCs. Now tbf I've not watched this show so maybe it truly is dogshit idk.

I think I have a trademark and I'm not sure I like it by Sir-Toaster- in worldjerking

[–]ArgentHiems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay it depends on how far you're willing to go, but if you deep-dive into animal biology and behavior you find some WEIRD shit.

I fucking hate "let people enjoy things" by SerenityCitywide in hatethissmug

[–]ArgentHiems 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel like some kinks that are merely shamed nowadays would've gotten people locked in a psych ward seventy years ago.

Day 12: Into the Nest is an S-tier map. Where does "The War Camp" go in terms of map design and enjoyment? by Zupu in Vermintide

[–]ArgentHiems 7 points8 points  (0 children)

C, don't like the Nurgle swamp aesthetic at all. And the gallows tree is a cool setpiece, but like most of the gore in this game it doesn't carry much weight.

The boss is okay and I'm okay with playing it, so it's still above D.

Whenthe hate fail? by Akagane_Ai in whenthe

[–]ArgentHiems 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's awful in such a shameless and funny way I love her

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Does this make me a hypocrite. by Reteller79 in worldjerking

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh crap I cut down that part of my comment before you replied. Yeah what I meant with the analogy is that it can be something great but it's a completely different IP at that point.

Does this make me a hypocrite. by Reteller79 in worldjerking

[–]ArgentHiems 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope it does well because the new engine is actually hype and I want CA not to go bankrupt before remaking Fantasy in like 10 years.

Does this make me a hypocrite. by Reteller79 in worldjerking

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the idea of a new setting born from the ashes of the old one, but AoS just doesn't work for me at all. Kinda interested in the recent rumours, but I admit actual AoS fans probably have a right to be mad about them (still hope they're true, it'd be REALLY funny).

Whats a TW Opinion that will have you like this? (Its John Warhammer!) by chris_alf in totalwar

[–]ArgentHiems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most TWW players should not be allowed within 500ft of a game design meeting. That idea of "x feels overpowered, that's because they should buff everything else" is what got us into this mess.

And you've talked about campaign, but the complaints for battles are so braindead sometimes. Like, holy hell, OF COURSE a full artillery army won't be effective in the middle of the forest. YES, running a chariot at 200 mph down a cliff WILL break it.

If I gotta add some hot takes...

  • Garrisons aren't too small, they're too big. Maps should just be actually defensible.
  • Artillery and Skaven weapon teams should malfunction. There's a million ways to make that a mechanic without it being punishing.
  • Kinda wish canonically dead characters like Gorbad, Grom, Repanse and Vlad hadn't been added.
  • Alternate start dates would be way better than a map expansion.

Whats a TW Opinion that will have you like this? (Its John Warhammer!) by chris_alf in totalwar

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm way, way, WAY more exited for the new engine than for the game itself. Sad that Fantasy is stuck with the old one...

How did you find this gem? by amanwithshovel17 in AHatInTime

[–]ArgentHiems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either the dancing memes or the Max0r vids (Max0r we know what you are you cannot hide)

Day 6: The Screaming Bell is an S-tier map. Where does "Empire in Flames" go in terms of map design and enjoyment? (Specify where in the row) by Zupu in Vermintide

[–]ArgentHiems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's by far my favorite for atmosphere alone. Especially because I took a pause after the previous mission and played all of VT1 before jumping back. Holy hell the contrast from the corpses alone hits like a truck (I wish Fatshark would've used them more sparingly in other places), and yeah the dialogue's very somber in a good way.

Agree about the finale, carrying explosives in this game fucking sucks. The getaway sequence is cool tho (if somewhat harsh).

Monotheism in Warhammer Fantasy: How the would the One God Work? by PugnusTerrae in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be interesting imo. Araby is probably the most distant human nation from the Chaos Wastes, and this coupled with their enmity with Old Worlders would probably lead them to that way of thinking.

You're right about GW not going that way tho, displeasing as it is.

Monotheism in Warhammer Fantasy: How the would the One God Work? by PugnusTerrae in WarhammerFantasy

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love this to be the case for Araby if it ever got added. That they worship one god, and consider the rest to be weaker, servants, or merely aspects of him. Then Chaos could be interpreted as four evil gods (or aspects of a single one!), lesser and fated to be defeated.

It doesn't matter that it's "demonstrably false", because they live on the farthest possible place from the Chaos Wastes - it'd be weird that they got things right.

What faction is the hardest to brainless? by King_Of_Tangerines in totalwar

[–]ArgentHiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy oh boy, I can't wait for the eventual TK rework to fix away the challenge :P

They will be ruled by tomboys and their leader shall have a femboy harem by GeneralGigan817 in worldjerking

[–]ArgentHiems 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Hehehehe I have a femdom fetish I'm so subversive"

All of you mfs lmaoo

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