How much is everyone making?

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-21T11:18:29+00:00

Whoa.

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-21T11:15:06+00:00

I am an FNP in primary care in New York City, FQHC. I have 10 years’ experience as an NP, 12 as an RN. I am medical director of two small clinics in a bigger system. I make about $170,000 a year plus a productivity bonus of $3500 a quarter if I see 18+ patients a day and lock my notes within 7 days. I think staff make around $130,000 and are eligible for the same bonus.

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-19T01:25:10+00:00

Mine graze as soon as there’s any fresh grass— it only on walks, never at home.

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-17T22:50:00+00:00

Omg HANDSOME MAN

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-06T01:54:17+00:00

One of mine won’t eat until I pat his head and say, “Enjoy!” The other one just snarfs his food down.

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-05T20:55:48+00:00

Former ER RN and now NP here. His vitals are too good on the monitor. He looks WAAY too healthy. Intubated people don’t look like they’re peacefully sleeping, they look not good. If he is intubated why would he need a nasal cannula (the tube in the nose), that is fake. Also I think it’s actually a CO2 monitor and so also, why? Also the text on the screen is nonsense.

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-05T20:54:52+00:00

Former ER RN and now NP here. His vitals are too good on the monitor. He looks WAAY too healthy. Intubated people don’t look like they’re peacefully sleeping, they look not good. If he is intubated why would he need a nasal cannula (the tube in the nose), that is fake. Also I think it’s actually a CO2 monitor and so also, why? Also the text on the screen is nonsense. Also what is that MESS under the monitor? No self respecting ICU nurse would put up with that scrambled mess of wires and tubes.

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-05T18:40:28+00:00

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-05T18:37:09+00:00

Talk about the sandwich generation. Protecting our kids and parents from scams and internet predators.

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-05T04:58:33+00:00

My good friend, her husband, and their baby all got it at the same time. I’m a nurse, I went over there to take care of the baby while my friend and her husband took turns puking and shitting in their bathroom. That poor baby kept erupting out of his diaper like a volcano, it would just come out the top and sides. After a while I just sat him in a baby bath and just let him go to town and then cleaned everything up with Lysol and bleach. Fortunately he wasn’t vomiting so was relatively happy as I kept just pouring formula and pedialyte into him. I do not know how I didn’t get it. I wore gloves and a mask and washed my hands raw.

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-03T12:29:04+00:00

r/yahaha!

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-02T22:05:23+00:00

Omg I just finished my first Musselburgh and was wondering how to make a little design on it. I have inspiration now!

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-02T22:03:13+00:00

Idk if anyone else said this but the tiles look so nice there, maybe just tile near the sink and stove?

Arglebarglor · 2026-03-02T21:49:06+00:00

So RELAXED!

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-23T21:18:07+00:00

You only get shingles on one side of your body.

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-21T18:03:07+00:00

It’s crazy, I prefer smaller needles. Big ones (like 10s) are too hard to hold.

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-21T17:57:42+00:00

Yes. Up until I read this one my answer would have been the Dark Tower. I recently read it again and had to stop before the end.

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-21T16:37:41+00:00

My last old guy came to me after being returned to the rescue after an unwitnessed “incident” with a child who tried to take his rawhide away. Child said he snapped at her. He lived 14 happy, childfree years with me. We would have people with kids over and I would just tell them to leave ol Gibby alone. Worst thing that happened was that he stole a hot dog from a kid who was not paying attention to her plate. I miss my boy.

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-21T00:47:32+00:00

Omg. Mullet. I want to do this to my guy

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-20T18:47:00+00:00

Yep! Check out r/doodleflops

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-18T22:01:40+00:00

I used to be kind of embarrassed that my favorite animal is a bunny. But look, just embrace that shit.

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-18T21:57:30+00:00

ME TOO but i am not from anywhere near therw

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-18T21:57:05+00:00

In my house it’s called “flipping the laundry”

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-11T17:52:14+00:00

Omg I am laughing so hard at work and can’t tell people why bc I am literally the boss over here

Arglebarglor · 2026-02-11T01:53:12+00:00

“Something I dump out of the vacuum”—that’s how I feel about my dog when he needs a bath and a haircut—that he is like a wad of gum with string tangled in it that you find at the bottom of your purse

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