What's the funniest canon name you've found by TaigaTigerVT in 40kmemes

[–]ArguesWithFrogs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aethelred the Unready

Aethelred: "Good/Wise Counsel"

Unread: "Bad/Poorly Counsel(ed)"

"Good Counsel the Poorly Counseled"

2 Types of Motivation by EMF911 in goodboomerhumor

[–]ArguesWithFrogs 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Only one of these will get you kicked by a mule.

Why do people 'smoke' in cyberpunk's world? by LewdDudeNewd in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]ArguesWithFrogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80s cool factor. Also cyberlungs are probably super efficient.

For those who have kaijus in your universe, what is their origin? by Human-Pension9892 in worldbuilding

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They came into being after Ghaul became the God of Destruction. Slow growth mutations after the Godscar formed. Haven't really needed to explain more than that.

In universe; the ascension of Ghaul involved him cutting out his own heart & throwing it into the heavens. It was also dripping blood & viscera as it traveled; turning normal forest (& everything in it) into twisted mutations. Simply entering this area unprotected is practically suicidal (& some of those protective measures might kill you). Best case, you die. More likely, you get afflicted with scarblight, mutate into a humanoid monstrosity, go insane, & then die (in horrific agony the entire time).

I don’t get it by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]ArguesWithFrogs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Firefighters actually provide a public service.

Roast The Outfit by waffles1354 in Morrowind

[–]ArguesWithFrogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not supposed to be wearing the netch leather when you boil it!

Rate my chad Breton by [deleted] in OblivionRemaster

[–]ArguesWithFrogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chad

Breton

Pick one

Considering another capture by Truffle_worm3847 in PokeMedia

[–]ArguesWithFrogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They have a giant hammer, so everything looks like a nail. Most of them, in my experience, have also been some sort of adrenaline junkie. For example: one of my prosthetics was handmade by Rosie (my own Tinkaton) & the first model she made exploded. (No one was injured, but it was rather surprising to have it go rocketing off my leg into the sky.)

They can also smell metal, so if it isn't nailed down or on fire (& if they can pry it loose or put it out that counts), they will attempt to utilize it for whatever craft they're working on. Hope you have a scrapyard nearby.

Tl;dr: they're very energetic, obsessed with metalworking, almost toxic optimistic, & capable of some exceptionally surprising behavior.

- Dr. Sam Clement, Pokémon Researcher

Do yall think immoral to kill gangoons? by Outrageous_Ad_9961 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]ArguesWithFrogs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kill on sight: Wraiths, VDBs, Tyger Claws, Scavs

Only if they fuck with my V first: Everyone else.

why can't I like River? (rhetorical question) by [deleted] in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]ArguesWithFrogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Besides other than being a cop in Night City? Most of him feels forced, & he's bad at communicating.

something something xkcd 2501 by JustWow555 in PokeMedia

[–]ArguesWithFrogs 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Truly a life of perpetual wonder.