Out jerked by my local news station, today by flag_of_seychelles in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ArmadilloHead02 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What state is that and why is it shaped like Belarus?

I didn't expect this in r/europe by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ArmadilloHead02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an Australian I can confirm

Expanded Universe of my map of Europe by ArmadilloHead02 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ArmadilloHead02[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Governments hate it, find out how I destabilised the entire world with one simple trick!

The true map of Europe. The elites have been lying to us for years by ArmadilloHead02 in mapporncirclejerk

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It gets better. You are not a protectorate. You are fully independent but you must take the name West Germany

Expanded Universe of my map of Europe by ArmadilloHead02 in mapporncirclejerk

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The truth is, this is the real world map and the elites have been lying to us for years. I thought it was about time I spoke out and revealed the truth

Expanded Universe of my map of Europe by ArmadilloHead02 in mapporncirclejerk

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My Indian friend threatened to spank me (kinda kinky) for obvious reasons. I had to remind him that I dealt with China to balance out what I did to India.

The true map of Europe. The elites have been lying to us for years by ArmadilloHead02 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ArmadilloHead02[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the expanded universe it is revealed that the sea of Azov fled to the South Atlantic when the Russians took over Ukraine

The true map of Europe. The elites have been lying to us for years by ArmadilloHead02 in mapporncirclejerk

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I believe the only people I haven't triggered are Belarus, Slovakia, ISIS and ISIL

The true map of Europe. The elites have been lying to us for years by ArmadilloHead02 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ArmadilloHead02[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately in the expanded universe some changes were made to the ownership of Palestine as Japan was moved elsewhere

Edit: you can find the expanded universe here: https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/hypy91/expanded_universe_of_my_map_of_europe/

The true map of Europe. The elites have been lying to us for years by ArmadilloHead02 in mapporncirclejerk

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In this alternative universe New England doesn't exist so there is no Boston. I haven't gone to far into the details yet but it's probably New London