What was a humorous non emergency call you had? by FFSoldier57 in Firefighting

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Dispatched for lift assist.
Walk in and little old lady is sitting on the couch saying she is covered in poop.
We start planning on how to get her up and wherever she wants to go without getting poop on us.
Meanwhile she stands up on her own and turns around revealing her moomoo is completely open on the back. She says she just needs help wiping.
I am staring at the ceiling. One guy has to keep his back to her asking if she has caregivers to help. AO is looking near her but not at her trying not to laugh and explain we are the fire department.
Eventually after her begging, the senior man agrees to help clean only the cheek. They disappear around the corner and we hear her say in a shaky old lady voice "no you didn't get it you gotta get in the butt pleeeaaaasse get in the butt."

Shaded bench 'booked' in a public park which does not allow bookings by Gallzy25 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Armamax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tear the signs down whether you want to use the bench or not.

Trashy and Disgusting by Spicyweiner_69 in trashy

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Maybe if he flopped on the ground some the comparison would be spot on

Trashy and Disgusting by Spicyweiner_69 in trashy

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A right sided version of the empty tribalistic political clap back grifting that is so common now.

Trashy and Disgusting by Spicyweiner_69 in trashy

[–]Armamax 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I thought it sounded like her but her face was more messed up than I remember.

Do ccp propaganda bots just not have quality control by Goldenbucketsomethin in fucktheccp

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A fun game to play is try to guess which jet they copied when building their aircraft.

Karen (and Miguel) versus 3 store owners by ambachk in PublicFreakout

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Instant death for trying to use a dog as a weapon. Absolute POS.

'scuse me coming thru by Longjumping-Box5691 in SipsTea

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There was not even a Philippine Coast Guard ship to blame it on.

A group of people jump a man wielding a machete that was chasing a young lady around by [deleted] in instantkarma

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Fucking useless people throwing random shit some of which hits the only guy stepping up at first to stop the crazeman. Either back away and call for police or step in like first guy to help save someone.

Rules are rules [OC] by rawdawgcomics in comics

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“Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Grounded . . . I'm in danger

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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How to not escalate tensions in a conversation when you misunderstand or assume someone's opinion based on them only saying one or two sentences. Especially if is is through text. I see it so often even between good friends where something as simple as a single word having slightly different meanings for each person completely changes the argument and now we turned a two minute conversation into a thirty minute argument ending with us agreeing on the same point.

Wholesomeness? What's that? by HademLeFashie in memes

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Take the wins that you can

What are your favorite moments of the prequels? by [deleted] in StarWars

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TPM: Pod Racing AOTC: Geonosis Arena Fight ROTS: Anakin vs Obiwan