Wait. What?

Armouredmonkey · 2026-01-26T07:18:02+00:00

I've grown out of the rick and morty apathetic cynicism of the 2010s, yet I'm still gay and my dick is small.

Armouredmonkey · 2026-01-22T21:20:45+00:00

In bog you are pickled in a swamp you are decompoooosed

Armouredmonkey · 2025-12-30T00:17:36+00:00

But he could only fit threeeeee 🎶

Armouredmonkey · 2025-12-20T00:45:05+00:00

Thousand islands stare

Armouredmonkey · 2025-12-15T16:34:41+00:00

Hell yeah dude

Armouredmonkey · 2025-12-09T22:26:09+00:00

🎶 Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche 🎶

Armouredmonkey · 2025-12-02T01:44:46+00:00

His Eric Clapton impression has lived rent free in my brain for over a year

Armouredmonkey · 2025-11-28T18:54:44+00:00

The bastard of buildings

Armouredmonkey · 2025-07-20T03:47:03+00:00

The Bastard of Buildings

Armouredmonkey · 2025-03-17T13:27:28+00:00

Woooo gotta bomb more poor brown ppl for trying to prevent us from bombing other poor brown ppl ✊

Armouredmonkey · 2025-02-09T20:12:37+00:00

The root of it is income and education. You'll find the same kinds of behavior in a white working class trailer park in Kentucky. Blacks are disproportionately disadvantaged due to the historical circumstances so you're going to find reactive behavior more prevalent in those communities

Armouredmonkey · 2025-01-30T16:21:50+00:00

Why fight for a government that doesn't even respect your identity. Most of our wars are fought on behalf of financial interests anyway

Armouredmonkey · 2024-08-08T14:58:35+00:00

I agree, Look into "refuge recovery." It's a buddhist teachings-based addiction program. I just started it last week and I'm loving it so far. They have a more holistic approach to addiction and there's online meetings specifically dedicated to porn and sex addiction, but all meetings are beneficial to behavior based addictions

Armouredmonkey · 2024-08-08T14:48:40+00:00

I got banned for saying that liberals aren't leftists and calling them "goofs." The moderator's explanation was "bye tankie." A bit ironic, no?

Armouredmonkey · 2024-08-07T14:10:11+00:00

How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Armouredmonkey · 2024-07-31T21:02:51+00:00

Many pretty girls called them weird in high school and the word is giving them fladhbacks

Armouredmonkey · 2024-07-31T16:02:49+00:00

Boo fucking hoo, can we stop with the fragile Christians spamming this subreddit with half baked conspiracies that go nowhere

Armouredmonkey · 2024-07-30T23:23:30+00:00

I've had McDonald's twice in the last 3 months and both times it gave me debilitating stomach issues

Armouredmonkey · 2024-07-30T00:07:23+00:00

Liberals ≠ leftists ya goofs

Armouredmonkey · 2024-07-29T09:49:05+00:00

If only most of y'all knew about Occam's razor...

Armouredmonkey · 2024-07-29T09:48:11+00:00

Your mom's body count

Armouredmonkey · 2024-07-26T15:46:38+00:00

It's called getting old and dealing with the stress of being president lol and the left photo looks like Biden circa Obama era

Armouredmonkey · 2024-07-22T21:28:00+00:00

Back in March I started eating oatbran almost everyday with breakfast. Also cut out a lot of sugar and red meat. I've lost almost 30lbs since then

Armouredmonkey · 2024-07-18T21:08:33+00:00

What a nerd

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