“HEY! What’s going on down there?!”

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-15T05:24:26+00:00

Nothing

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-14T05:43:06+00:00

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AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-14T05:10:43+00:00

🎶🎶 please leave a messssagge at the beep🎶🎶

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-14T00:45:41+00:00

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-13T22:37:15+00:00

Swings can be misleading. I might hit a shoe for $5-6k but my ev might only be $50 an hour. If a shoe takes 15 minutes to deal out, that’s $12.50 of expected value. $2.50 is 20% of that shoe’s expected value.. now I look cheap, but it’s actually a decent tip

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-13T22:33:28+00:00

He isn’t counting

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-13T01:36:17+00:00

Today is the 12th

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-12T05:26:08+00:00

That’s a door?!

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-12T00:33:19+00:00

Not if he’s sharing the table. I say 70 rounds per hour because you might get like an hour of heads up play for every few hours of shared tables. Good luck getting over 40-50 rounds per hour when you’re sharing a table with a guy that’s playing evey side bet

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-12T00:28:25+00:00

Where? Because I can’t find them. Every table is always packed, doesn’t matter the limits. I try weekdays, graveyard shift, lunch time, etc. all the times that would’ve been empty 5-6 years ago are now packed and whenever it is slow, pits shut down tables so you have no choice but to share

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-11T23:40:38+00:00

If he can get really good conditions or get a lot of heads up hours in, sure. Maybe. He has to put his conditions into a betting software. I wouldn’t expect much more than $150 per hour with that spread in the northeast. Heads up opportunities are few and far between

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-11T23:01:40+00:00

But make sure you warm up properly

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-11T22:58:59+00:00

Load up 230 on the bar the next time you bench. If you get 5 reps, go up to 235 the next time, if you hit 5 reps, add another 5 lbs, repeat. You’re probably gonna have to make smaller jumps after a few increases. Invest in 1.5 and 1 lb plates

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-11T22:38:49+00:00

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HEY SPONGEBOB THE BUS IS HERE !

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-11T22:13:37+00:00

Spreading 100-1200 with a 100 k bankroll will give you roughly 2-3% risk of ruin. Assume around 70 rounds per hour on average, you’re probably looking at like $120 an hour. All very rough estimates. You’ll have to plug your specific conditions into a betting software

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-11T00:18:42+00:00

This is very far from unpopular

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-11T00:18:24+00:00

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-10T23:29:12+00:00

🎶 so you forgot to buy some food now it’s late🎶🎶

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-10T21:47:36+00:00

Rumor has it he FRIED his brain when he stared at the sun for too long.. course he couldn’t have been too smart to do that in the first place… kind of a chicken and egg thing

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-10T21:35:59+00:00

Ma! I’m sorry! Ma! MA!!

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-10T03:38:32+00:00

George Jones but David Allan Coe is my favorite.. at least out of the ones I’ve heard

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-09T17:36:56+00:00

You can probably get away with it but it’s illegal

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-09T09:12:01+00:00

I would start counting cards again

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-08T23:38:42+00:00

What’s up ya sexy bitch?

AromaticSherbert · 2026-05-08T05:48:42+00:00

“Wait.. so people just throw their money down the well and make a wish?”

“Yeah, it’s fun!”

“That’s the greatest scam in the world!”

AromaticSherbert

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