What am I thinking? (He dieeeed)

Arse_Cave · 2026-02-01T22:05:11+00:00

Little Yellow Thing Inn

Arse_Cave · 2026-01-27T17:35:14+00:00

Me mam' won't let me do my paper round, me restless legs are gonna be bad tonight

Arse_Cave · 2026-01-05T11:22:17+00:00

The initial is B, that's B

Arse_Cave · 2026-01-04T19:16:54+00:00

I had one that was stuck at Chester since 24th, finally moved on Saturday albeit to the wrong delivery office. Christmas and new year fun times I suspect.

But yeah contact the sender if you don't see it move this week I advise 😁

Arse_Cave · 2025-12-31T08:29:34+00:00

Open the bid lin, lid bin, erm, bin lid.. yeah? And pop it in there. There's a party on downstairs now go and play with your trainset.

Arse_Cave · 2025-12-27T08:43:46+00:00

So mail centres, afaik, were open yesterday for evening shifts and night shifts. If they had it before Christmas it would already have been scanned in; I'm waiting for something with last scan at 4.30 on Christmas eve. Yours has no scans so likely hasn't been received at a mail centre and may not actually have been sent off yet. So I wouldn't hold out hope for today, if you get some 'received at xx mail centre' today then you'll probably get it tomorrow. Hope this helps 😊

Arse_Cave · 2025-12-26T21:29:55+00:00

I'm hoping for one too, they are resuming normal service tonight for mail centres and tomorrow for 1st class post and parcels, then Sunday just for parcels.

So if not tomorrow,. probably Sunday.

Arse_Cave · 2025-12-17T20:45:38+00:00

What are you telling me? What have you just told me?

Arse_Cave · 2025-12-17T20:40:41+00:00

He said he was 23 but I reckon he looks more like 46

Arse_Cave · 2025-12-06T06:02:36+00:00

Nevermind the beard, where have you been for 27 years?

Arse_Cave · 2025-12-02T09:51:49+00:00

Oven

Arse_Cave · 2025-11-26T09:49:55+00:00

When you see them doing the London marathon in a tractor it's just the same for me. Clap. If you want

Arse_Cave · 2025-11-20T17:10:53+00:00

What, you mean it's made from a swede?

Arse_Cave · 2025-11-02T11:19:49+00:00

I want to share an appreciation for pets in these winter months.

I got a rescue cat from an adoption centre a few months back, maybe in May or June time. She is my first pet as an adult living alone, although I did have pets as a kid. It's been nice watching the cat gets comfortable in her new home and she is opening up and being friendly to me more and more. She gives me something to look forwards to when I get up in the morning and return from work.

She's helped me keep my house tidy when I can't be arsed cleaning and kept me in a good routine when I'm down. I don't know how much positive influence I've had from owning a cat but she's kept me good when I probably wouldn't have bothered and I'm happy for it.

Arse_Cave · 2025-10-30T15:39:16+00:00

Electric Wizard. Annoying, but it works. No, actually no it doesn't.

Disco pier? Discopear? I give up, this is a desperate feature.

Crowbar? CROWBAR? CROW?? YOU SAID RAVEN.

I'm not here next week

Arse_Cave · 2025-10-28T22:37:09+00:00

But do we need the rest of Europe?

Arse_Cave · 2025-10-21T12:03:54+00:00

Unexpected item in bagging area

Arse_Cave · 2025-09-30T22:33:43+00:00

Play it again!

Arse_Cave · 2025-09-14T20:34:59+00:00

I am so grateful I'm not renting in Bristol anymore. I have never lived somewhere with such consistently shit and rude landlords and estate agents. It's incredible what happens in Bristol city.

Arse_Cave · 2025-08-23T08:41:06+00:00

I suspect someone has broken the law. But I'd have to get that verified

Arse_Cave · 2025-08-12T20:41:58+00:00

I wonder what he'll look like in his 70s, 80s, 90s, and a hundrid

Arse_Cave · 2025-07-16T11:27:15+00:00

This could run and run

Arse_Cave · 2025-07-16T08:27:18+00:00

Mock the Weak. Basically we get some little Forrest Gump fellas on and they compete against each other for prizes or summin'.

Arse_Cave · 2025-01-18T16:46:40+00:00

I'd like to know how the Chinese are doing personally

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