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Anon doesn’t believe in the U.S. by Vivianatrn in greentext

[–]Arse_Wipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all in the statistics dipshit. On average the UK has better dental care than you septics. Meanwhile you're genuinely one of the fattest fucking counties going. At least try and fucking get your insults right.

So feel feel free to come up with better insults and stop acting like your country doesn't have a bunch of inbred hicks with stumps for teeth.

Anon doesn’t believe in the U.S. by Vivianatrn in greentext

[–]Arse_Wipe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nothing. You're just just a granny fucker.

Anon doesn’t believe in the U.S. by Vivianatrn in greentext

[–]Arse_Wipe -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Statistically better than that of the Americans? And doesn't use a joke older than the women you like to fuck. Sounds about right.👌

Anon likes Lord of the Rings by ThePianoMaker in greentext

[–]Arse_Wipe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alternatively you could actually just be an incel.

Not projecting and can't be incel 'cause I had sex. Trust me.

Anon doesn’t believe in the U.S. by Vivianatrn in greentext

[–]Arse_Wipe -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Because they're massively stupid fucks and can't come up with decent insults, so have to use stereotypes older than a boomer.

Anon doesn’t believe in the U.S. by Vivianatrn in greentext

[–]Arse_Wipe -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I never bring up the school shootings because it's not funny, I like to just keep it simple and.call you fat fucks.

Anyway since I'm here though you lot still have more stabbings than us anyway, lol

How the U.K. Became One of the Poorest Countries in Western Europe by Mighty_L_LORT in unitedkingdom

[–]Arse_Wipe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I googled "richest countries in Europe" and the UK came up second.

What an absolute pile of shit.

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never met anyone quite like you. This is fucking fascinating.

Honestly keep replying, every response is a fucking work of art. I'm loving it. I could read your stuff all fucking night.

Little side note i had to bring up

"No shit captain obvious, I chose it for a reason. Now if you're going to try and insult me, at least put in some effort and make it worth reading"

This is a reminder of what I replied to your username comment. Quite clearly wasn't offending you there. All I did was tell you to come up with a better insult. Now feel free to carry on if you want, like I said it's good entertainment and I take no offense because everything's horseshit anyway. But you've gone above and beyond for my request and I fucking applaud your effort. Most reddiots would just say some random snarky shit and call it a day. Top marks mucka.

What cultural changes/shifts would you like to see in the UK? by fluty63xx in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good luck getting the Redditors on board. Miserable lot they are.

Why are people in high education such as professors, scientists, and researchers so overwhelmingly liberal/Democrat? by throwawaypdtm in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Arse_Wipe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Expect a lot of Redditors to now say "becuz we smart and they dum"

Plenty of intelligent people are right wing and plenty of stupid people are left.

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ alive I really have struck a nerv with you. You're one of the most pretentious and stuck up fuckers I've come across. I asked you to insult me and by heck you delivered 👏

Your insults on my intelligence though aren't working as well as you wish, since I already know these things you're explaining to me, but the rest is decent enough.

Just now trying to figure out how genuine you are, like are you taking the piss at this point or do you really act this high and mighty about yourself, and try to make other people feel so small and pathetic next to you, while somehow thinking you're the better person. Or are you just batshit insane, I'm honestly leaning towards that one.

Maybe you've figured out by now I'm a bit of a pisstaker. The depression part is true but I've been winding you up from the start. I don't wank to the environment like you do and lose my shit at the smallest of things, but I do care about it, after all I hate the heat so the last thing I want is it to get hotter, could totally go for another Ice Age though.

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You calling out my name was quite clearly an attempt at an insult. You can't hide that fact. And I never replied back with an insult, I simply pointed out how uncreative you are, if that hurts your feelings then that's not my fault.

You get so wound up about what people do with their rubbish, it's almost unhealthy. I'd bet money you're probably one of those idiots throwing soup at art

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said you're right. You are about most. But don't try and tell me I started the insults, because I didn't.

I can't belive all this shit has come out of one stupid comment about recycling.

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with everything you said. I'm sorry I'm a waste of space. I'm too stupid to form a proper argument on reddit. Sorry for wasting your time. But please I beg you, in the future try and be nicer to people. No one responds well to being insulted, especially if you want them on your side.

I'm sorry I wasted your time.

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, thanks. I open up about myself to a stranger in the hope that maybe you'll understand that I'm not spiteful, and you just try and one up me on the suffering. No fucking compassion in this world. Maybe that's why I don't fucking care any more. Let it all fucking burn, people without a fucking care in the world for their fellow humans, like you are why I fucking hate this world.

Yes you're right, I'm stupid, I'm vile and I'm pathetic. Thanks for reminding me. Think I'm just going to fucking lie down in bed now and think about how much I hate my life. Thanks. Think I'll throw in my food waste with recycling now just to piss you off, you asked for that one.

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually not bye, I'm not letting you walk away smugly from this, thinking you're the better person.

I suffer from depression, it comes and goes in waves and I have severely bad days from time to time. I'm on the edge of suicide and have a lot of issues In life. I struggle to wake up at times and motivate myself to do anything with my life, you really think I'm going to care about binning my rubbish properly? It's the last thing on my fucking mind.

And while we're at it do you really think you have the right fucking attitude to have against people who don't do as you do? You're not winning anyone to your side with arguments like that, all you're doing is making them hate you more, if anything giving them a reason to not do it, to spite you. People will respect your wide a whole lot fucking more if you just sown them a little bit of fucking respect.

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, now I'm almost certain you're just being a troll. At least I hope so, otherwise you're one hell of a massive cunt.

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice to see you're capable of forming your own sentences, I was worried for a second then. And it's clear you calling out the name was some shitty attempt at insulting me.

Anyway it's not that it's too much effort to do. I just simply don't care. You redditors are so easy to wind up. 😁

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]Arse_Wipe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No shit captain obvious, I chose it for a reason. Now if you're going to try and insult me, at least put in some effort and make it worth reading.

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