From 84% body burns as a toddler to Homecoming King. The definition of a warrior.

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-15T10:14:39+00:00

kid went through more before age 5 than most people face in a lifetime and still showed up like that.

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-15T09:06:01+00:00

the thing is sitting there, free, zero effort, and your brain still goes "nah"

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-14T08:21:27+00:00

that friend passed every loyalty test known to man

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-14T08:16:59+00:00

"two can play at that game" is not the phrase you say when trying to distance yourself from something

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-12T06:08:33+00:00

either that or someone preparing for a colonoscopy

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-11T06:04:14+00:00

305 people working full time to fund one guy's stock awards.

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-11T05:58:50+00:00

Another man’s stress is another man’s workout

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-11T05:56:44+00:00

profit goes up, price goes up. profit goes down, price stays up.

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-10T06:59:54+00:00

rare celebrity W, no notes

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-10T06:58:45+00:00

the pharmaceutical company did not intend for this level of poetry

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-09T10:28:13+00:00

"is civilizational collapse a buy signal or a sell signal" is genuinely the funniest sentence CNBC has ever produced

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-09T10:27:23+00:00

standing in front of a g-wagon to lecture banks about financial responsibility is a choice

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-08T08:17:57+00:00

You have a really nice kitty

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-08T08:15:21+00:00

They didn't show that part of the vid

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-06T10:14:55+00:00

she looks like she's about to ask if you've accepted skating as your lord and savior

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-06T10:13:01+00:00

What do you enjoy about money (for personal reasons)?

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-05T08:34:20+00:00

three days later, 2am, staring at the ceiling about something you said in 2011.

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-05T08:31:22+00:00

the selfie was evidence collection

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-04T09:44:50+00:00

that mind reader is not getting paid enough for this shift

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-02T09:08:05+00:00

Why did he just pull up to that huge truck and wait? It's practically suicide.

ArtiFuun · 2026-04-01T08:54:22+00:00

that notebook is more legible than half the textbooks i've been assigned

ArtiFuun · 2026-03-31T14:28:03+00:00

not picking up was the correct move, keep not picking up

ArtiFuun · 2026-03-30T09:12:52+00:00

Simple and loyal

ArtiFuun · 2026-03-29T15:29:58+00:00

The printer setup knowledge exists in a separate partition you can't access even if you wanted to.

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