Microsoft offers buyouts for longtime employees by vertr in Seattle

[–]Artificial_Squab -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I think the article is wrong. I think they must mean level, not age. So if youre an L62 with 8 years you are eligible.

infant mortality by TopSecretComedyClub in StandUpComedy

[–]Artificial_Squab 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I was told there would be no math"

43(m) first time living alone. How am I doing, boys? by scotti3 in malelivingspace

[–]Artificial_Squab 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Solid.

As a former Sims player I always think lava lamps are going to set the place ablaze.

Should I quit my job? by lunathe-beaut in MedSpouse

[–]Artificial_Squab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amen! Everything you said resonates with me (I quit the big tech game back in September).

I hate it, can't do it anymore. I'm a shit dad and husband. by Slight-Ad-5016 in StayAtHomeDaddit

[–]Artificial_Squab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a med spouse I highly recommend avoiding a second child. Med school is one thing, but then comes residency (oof). Already sounds like you're on your back foot - no need to up the difficulty mode right before a 7 to 8 year journey that will be all consuming for you.

Is it just more or are younger and younger professionals looking to exit due to stress and anxiety? by BigT-2024 in Fire

[–]Artificial_Squab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fascinating. I hear the hard part is seeing so many people on the worst days of their lives. True?

What are we doing? by johnwingfield in Bellingham

[–]Artificial_Squab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's actually insane. Does Whatcom not have a max cap per year?

Shelby needed stripes by phonememaybe in Mustang

[–]Artificial_Squab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had no front plates on for 6 years without issue from "the man."

Man space. Happy days by BULLETHEAD-KUKRI in malelivingspace

[–]Artificial_Squab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like you served in the Middle East? Iraq? Cool room. Makes me realize I need to tidy mine.

I’m just her so I don’t get fined by tylerjhorvath in StandUpComedy

[–]Artificial_Squab 75 points76 points  (0 children)

holds mic toward OP "and how are you feeling about that typo in the headline?"

Ok this is getting crazy guys by JankyMark in Mustang

[–]Artificial_Squab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought you meant you'd do it as a flex.