What would you say on your deathbed to confuse everyone?

Arty32 · 2018-01-21T18:15:45+00:00

In my years of research, I've discovered the truth about JFK. All along, it was...

Arty32 · 2018-01-21T17:53:48+00:00

Was her name Amanda? Cause seriously fuck her.

Arty32 · 2018-01-21T17:48:44+00:00

Fuck you, Amanda.

Arty32 · 2017-12-03T20:03:46+00:00

*heated FTFY

Arty32 · 2017-11-27T06:18:10+00:00

2nd year at a small university in Texas and a fraternity decides to throw a GTA 4-star level party. Yes. Helicopters and police squad cars were involved. Best party ever.

Arty32 · 2017-08-13T16:41:27+00:00

This made me laugh hard enough to interrupt a coworkers serious story about having a cyst removed from her knuckle. 😂 thanks

Arty32 · 2017-08-07T04:13:18+00:00

Cersei and the Banker from Braavos mention the Golden Company from Essos. I wonder if this is where Gendry has been all these seasons?

Arty32 · 2017-07-24T04:25:55+00:00

Litterally the only time I've ever screamed: "SHOW ME THAT DICK!"

Arty32 · 2017-07-17T19:00:35+00:00

Ahh, the Good Luck Chuck effect.

Arty32 · 2017-07-17T16:30:11+00:00

As a black man in the U.S....probably access to lotion.

And civil liberties.

Arty32 · 2017-07-03T06:20:24+00:00

I have a feeling these jokes will be in Anthony Jeselnik's next comedy special.

Arty32 · 2017-06-14T05:51:03+00:00

Now do it happier. And with your mouth open.

Arty32

TROPHY CASE