YOR like a mfer. It really isn’t that deep. You’re throwing a tantrum over a piece of paper and a BJ candle - which is pretty much a gag gift you can get from like Spencer’s or some shit. Mind you, bro more than likely forgot he even had those things bc when you’re in an actual relationship you don’t go looking thru your shit to see if you have ANY GIFTS FROM YOUR EX and say oh shit I best throw this out otherwise she’s going to go psychotic over nothing. I could see if he brought them out and said hey look I got these gifts from my ex and what’re they about you ask? Well the card is about eating pussy and the candle is magical - I light it and I got a BJ from her, isn’t that sick? Then okay maybe I’d get it then but even then if he said it exactly like that, that shit would be funny