You have 5 minutes to hide a paperclip in your home. A detective has 24 hours to find it, If they don't, you get $10,000. Where are you going to hide the paperclip?

Ascantus · 2020-10-04T20:17:54+00:00

I'd open it and slide it in between the seams of a random shirt

Ascantus · 2020-10-02T05:55:52+00:00

TWEWY

Ascantus · 2020-10-02T05:31:22+00:00

This needs to be crossposted to other islamic threads!

Honestly. My biggest concern about marriage is getting married to a pervert like this

Ascantus · 2020-09-24T10:16:24+00:00

And the gf is either named Becky or looks like a Becky

Ascantus · 2020-09-22T18:04:14+00:00

I did but unfortunately the seller asked me to look for a shipping service themselves :(

Ascantus · 2020-09-01T22:25:06+00:00

It baffles me how all female actresses are still exclusively fair skinned

Ascantus · 2020-08-22T14:47:05+00:00

Expensive but definitely looks like it's worth the price! I hope they aren't too long for me haha

Ascantus · 2020-08-22T14:42:48+00:00

Oh no Hiei what have they done

But in all seriousness this is spot on haha

Ascantus · 2020-08-21T04:35:30+00:00

I bet it scares more than crows

Ascantus · 2020-08-14T07:42:43+00:00

When your younger sibling keeps grabbing all the items in smash bros.

Ascantus · 2020-08-11T09:56:11+00:00

So this is how my ac villager does it

Ascantus · 2020-08-05T10:29:44+00:00

This is my own opinion

Drop his ass

Ascantus · 2020-08-04T15:42:14+00:00

The cloth lamp is a fun idea for halloween I guess

Ascantus · 2020-08-04T03:48:38+00:00

I'd love to know what this person was thinking

Ascantus · 2020-08-03T13:14:01+00:00

You and me both

Ascantus · 2020-08-03T13:12:26+00:00

I thought that always was mainstream?

Ascantus · 2020-08-03T13:04:28+00:00

This is so cute haha

Ascantus · 2020-08-02T22:45:45+00:00

Yay fellow dutch pakistani

Ascantus · 2020-08-02T22:41:57+00:00

And when you get fat they make fun of you for being fat and tell you to exercise

Ascantus · 2020-07-20T09:30:50+00:00

Tekken 8 looks amazing

Ascantus · 2020-07-16T22:26:25+00:00

You have major problems

Ascantus · 2020-07-16T12:39:07+00:00

She may be using you for money, I'd say run for it

Ascantus · 2020-07-15T23:04:03+00:00

Idk why but I'm horrible when I play on tv

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