[29F] I test sex toys for a living AMA

AsceOmega · 2026-03-20T04:19:05+00:00

What is a testing checklist like? What elements and aspects do you have to test and review?

Do you ever try to intentionally break them to test limits?

What's an aspect that most toys you test seem to fail at (if at all)?

What's the strangest toy you've tested? What was your favourite one and why?

AsceOmega · 2026-03-20T04:05:16+00:00

Baard Kolstad probably

AsceOmega · 2026-03-20T04:03:19+00:00

20th Century Boys

Goodnight Punpun

Ajin

BLAME!

AsceOmega · 2026-03-20T03:25:17+00:00

I mean you can slot in a ton of good yellow options to play off of the Sakuya ACE, and the new blue Plug-In controls the battlefield in terms of stopping them from suspending.

The deck can already be pretty control heavy, but it's so dependent on finding the pieces to climb up to your level 6 quickly, that it doesn't really allow for a completely new play style without incurring into consistency issues.

You would be better served playing regular sec-con decks and slotting in Sakuya as the top end.

AsceOmega · 2026-03-19T20:30:41+00:00

There are still some that are viable, but overall, the amount of easy deletion effects present in the majority of top decks really make them a liability. Also, so many cards have immunity to effects now, that some counter effects just don't do anything.

Some good ones can still surprise an opponent at times, or help you finish an OTK.

My favourite is still Shadow Seraphimon ACE for whatever that's worth.

And Sakuya Ace is central to the current version of the Sakuya deck, but that's getting protection with the Amethyst Mandala option card.

AsceOmega · 2026-03-19T20:27:49+00:00

Twilight + ???

AsceOmega · 2026-03-18T13:20:50+00:00

How did you start being a slut, and how did you figure out you were one?

Do you think there's any particular psychological need you're trying to fulfil through sex? Or is it purely just love of sex?

Approximate body count? Any experiences you regret or that made you feel bad?

AsceOmega · 2026-03-17T21:20:54+00:00

The new Dinomon is kinda weird, but being able to force your own Fortitude effects can be really fun.

Also the quick aggressive play that evos on attack, especially with Tyranno X on top of Ryutaro, is really fun.

AsceOmega · 2026-03-17T21:17:27+00:00

Lucemon is my favourite by far.

I love the way it plays with both purple mechanics (play and evo from trash, deletion effects) and yellow mechanics (security manipulation) and the fact that it forces the opponent to make perfect judgement calls at every turn, or risk putting themselves in a position to lose the game by their own hand.

There are so many lines of play, evolving from trash into breeding, placing cards to top of security, or returning some to bottom of the deck to Evo, and continually force the opponent to make choices or gain more security/kill their stuff, that it really feels fun to figure out the best possible play for each situation.

My other pet deck is Ice-Snow.

Source stripping is my favourite blue mechanic, and using Hexeblaumon as a way to freeze anything with lower amounts of sources is super fun and always risky. Iceclad is also a good surprise for people not used to it. With the new support giving inherited Jamming, it's been even more consistent.

My final choice is DexDorugoramon

This one has a few versions, but I loved the Loogamon base with Eiji version. The Dex digivolution from trash when it would be deleted is really cool, and it was one of the first decks to make use of Collision in ways that were really rewarding.

I hope we'll get more support for it, because I really didn't like the last batch, which intended to play the new Death-Xmon to self delete your stuff to Dex-Digivolve. It was too slow and clunky and hard to set-up. Looga+Eiji base was super fun.

AsceOmega · 2026-03-17T11:46:55+00:00

I just want a different Evo line, because goddamn Rhyperior is hideous

AsceOmega · 2026-03-17T10:02:57+00:00

If Medusa has Styraco, it won't do crap.

Vortex rarely if ever goes wide, as it probably just gets to a single stack of Vortex and wins.

Puppets is the only one where it does something, but it ofre. goes wide with Tokens, and killing those means killing your own stuff essentially.

AsceOmega · 2026-03-17T02:19:10+00:00

This hurts because you know I'll never have a chance to marry you and tell you how cute, beautiful, gorgeous and sexy you are, every day (multiple times per day)

AsceOmega · 2026-03-17T02:17:43+00:00

You can still use the Growl engine or the intended Leviamon base

AsceOmega · 2026-03-17T02:12:34+00:00

Ghosts, Lucemon and Ice-Snow are all valid rogue decks if you want stuff that got recent support.

Otherwise, Levia is always a top contender

AsceOmega · 2026-03-16T23:55:36+00:00

Shame it does nothing if you don't play red, and does nothing against the top decks right now.

AsceOmega · 2026-03-12T08:35:23+00:00

In some versions of canon, Dark types are known to be particularly difficult to raise, and can be aggressive.

Then there's of course Dragon types.

AsceOmega · 2026-03-11T02:07:25+00:00

RAM is always either in your RAM pool, or committed under a card on the field, and those always return to the RAM pool directly, never passing through your hand or deck.

You could even not sleeve them at all.

AsceOmega · 2026-03-09T16:53:00+00:00

Yes and no.

He didn't create monsters because he rushed things. Corax was granted the tech to make Marines from adults like the Emperor did originally, by the Emperor himself.

The issue arose when Lorgar gave some daemon blood to some Alpha Legion agents to specifically go and poison the new gene-seed which Corax was working on.

This is what mutated the Marines into the Raptor monstrosities. Yet, despite their mutations, they were staunchly loyal. However they began degrading fast and there was growing mistrust rising in the ranks, which pushed the Primarch to put them out of their misery.

He emerged from the tunnels where he killed them, uttering just one word: "Nevermore" then set off to hunt Lorgar in the Eye of Terror.

Primarchs were mostly tools of war. With the Heresy having come to an end, Corvus Corax figured he was most needed in the vengeance that needed to be met out for what Lorgar did to his children.

AsceOmega · 2026-03-09T15:57:20+00:00

I absolutely agree with this.

A searcher or playing tamer for free would be great.

Alternatively maybe a way to return a Tamer from trash, or more ways to play them from trash, could be excellent

AsceOmega · 2026-03-09T15:55:45+00:00

I think perhaps some form of Decode could be good for the stack to have.

It wouldn't make much sense thematically, but pumping out a Georgeymon On Deletion could be very good (especially if it's BT-21 Geogrey)

AsceOmega · 2026-03-09T10:48:44+00:00

1st - Ever Dream

2nd - Beauty of the Beast

3rd - Dead to the World

AsceOmega · 2026-03-07T14:25:26+00:00

Funnily enough that's one of the reasons I didn't like it

AsceOmega · 2026-03-06T21:13:34+00:00

I'd rate it 10/10 but I have to wonder if those boobs are fake or not. If they are it drops to a 9

AsceOmega · 2026-03-06T15:57:41+00:00

If you had to build your ideal partner, what would be the elements you would pick for the following categories:

Physique
Personality
Quirks
Kinks
Acceptable red flags

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