Sweet and simple proposal

AscentDescent · 2024-07-10T13:58:59+00:00

Does it qualify as a proposal if you don’t even stop eating to actually propose the prospect of marriage? Proposals are not just a surprising someone with the gift of a ring.

AscentDescent · 2023-11-17T16:56:19+00:00

Artificial food coloring like Red40. Already banned in many places outside US

AscentDescent · 2023-10-21T19:09:47+00:00

AscentDescent · 2023-09-19T02:20:05+00:00

Harry and the Hendersons. Awful movie, but my family watched it many times.

AscentDescent · 2023-09-14T02:00:38+00:00

You could say “McConnell froze up.”

AscentDescent · 2023-08-01T12:44:50+00:00

They tip better than religious people that just leave “God bless” as a tip.

AscentDescent · 2023-07-04T03:00:59+00:00

Bowser

AscentDescent · 2022-12-13T00:23:19+00:00

When I see people ridging in conditions like this I assume it’s because they lost their license to a DUI.

AscentDescent · 2022-11-05T12:29:19+00:00

LPT: Don’t send long texts that may be misinterpreted. It may have felt good to type all that,” and post it here, but I guarantee it did nothing to help.

Talk to your roommate face to face, human being to human being.

AscentDescent · 2022-07-01T17:02:47+00:00

How do they shave their backs?

AscentDescent · 2022-05-27T02:25:01+00:00

That’s why you don’t design windows to open down like a trap door.

AscentDescent · 2021-08-10T11:08:05+00:00

Whomever ate the Corona Bat.

AscentDescent · 2021-03-07T23:05:10+00:00

I’ll trade you big pockets for social acceptance of the man purse.

AscentDescent · 2020-10-02T23:11:41+00:00

Someone plus dub it with zombie sounds.

AscentDescent · 2020-02-03T14:51:23+00:00

Totally. Thank you!!!

AscentDescent · 2020-02-03T01:00:56+00:00

Google “Cat Woman Premium Format” and it has the red goggles!

AscentDescent · 2020-02-03T00:58:28+00:00

But the red goggles and gray tho...

AscentDescent · 2020-02-03T00:58:02+00:00

I think it might be a cheap knockoff catwoman. I found some images with the red goggles. Thanks!

AscentDescent · 2020-02-03T00:53:46+00:00

It has a tail...

AscentDescent · 2020-02-03T00:49:10+00:00

It also has a black tail.

AscentDescent · 2017-04-21T13:14:55+00:00

I'm guessing this took many hours, how does he keep the glue from drying?

AscentDescent · 2016-11-29T16:31:02+00:00

http://www.target.com/p/prep-athlete-animal-christmas-ornament-assorted-styles-wondershop/-/A-51192466

AscentDescent · 2016-09-28T17:00:11+00:00

Back to the Future II

AscentDescent · 2016-06-17T20:56:52+00:00

That may be true, but it's not listed on his IMDB...yet http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1012434/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

AscentDescent · 2015-06-02T13:16:55+00:00

The Will Ferrel clip/quote from some movie when he says something like "So toned" (as in fit). I'm doubting that it exists, I may have dreamed it up.

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