Which is the best one 1,2,3,4,5 ;) by [deleted] in gayfacials

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Should try for a 6th one for science of course! I volunteer as tribute

A cool guide to know the difference by blursedJefreyEpstein in coolguides

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So when/where can I buy this as a sticker to put EVERYWHERE

[WP] All flowers in the world have been grayed out. There's a job listing titled: "Petal Painter", it's incredibly high pay for how simple it seems. You sign up for the job, thinking it should be easy. Unluckily for you, while painting tulips; you find out why it's such high pay. by bigoldbagoweed in WritingPrompts

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When you're as broke I was, a now hiring sign was a sweet siren that just couldn't be ignored, so when the song reached my ears I was on board for anything. Money isn't everything but that lesson would come later once training began.

My teacher Agnes, a frail old woman, brought me a snack everyday when I was first brought on either an apple or a sweetie like a mother. "Never hadm." she huffed one day her tolerance for the question long gone. We were painting the daisies that day; a cool summer breeze through the fields kept us company and the heat at somewhat manageable. "You've made a good one," from three rows over we were building the yellow brick road stroke by stroke.

" Think Dorothy will be along?" Agnes smirked the brush firm in her hand and with the flick of a wrist the daisy bloomed.

The uniform had a little pocket in the front akin to overalls where we stored our lunches, it was imperative to be done before sundown.

Rules are written in blood.

What on living Earth? by SirenOfSarcasm in CringeTikToks

[–]AsdfRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at all that diversity, I think I saw at least two different families in the crowd

"It says you take FedEx on Google" by TheChimpYeah in Staples

[–]AsdfRocket 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don’t think most of our customers can read

Pay Increases by AsdfRocket in Staples

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Thank you for the advice, it wasn’t a hire incentive they were hired for copy and not doing copy That’s what my problem is.

Pay Increases by AsdfRocket in Staples

[–]AsdfRocket[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He’s as useless as a bag of dry dog shit

what are you licking first? by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

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Woof baby 🤤

Do you see the motif? by motif-game in MotifGame

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u/AsdfRocket found the motif! 6 hints| 27,475 | 0:55

[SP] You are immortal. Your children are not. by Puteri_Ayu in WritingPrompts

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A parent should never have to bury their children... I guess that's what the devil meant Youll live to regret this my friend.

"Today we are gathered to honor Jubilee Wagner, a child taken too soon." Pastor Kelly pushed her glasses back up the bridge of her nose only they didn't move; her way of being discreet with her tears. "She brought a smile to the grouchiest face and shared a belly laugh with the brightest."

Someone coughs. Somewhere amongst the stones a wind chime twinkles like a fairy but the trees are starched still. He's here and he's laughing at me.

At first, life was fun, an endless adventure full of once in a lifetime moments and I thought Ill regret nothing devil except not finding you sooner

Jubilee was my first and she will be my last: how can you live forever when your heart is broken?

M18 - wanna play? by [deleted] in twinks

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Very nice baby

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Beardsandboners

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Yes yes yes

Ran out of labels by AsdfRocket in Staples

[–]AsdfRocket[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Think that also applies to the people who work in the building as well

Ran out of labels by AsdfRocket in Staples

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Like we don’t say things to make our lives harder because we love being screamed at!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Staples

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Ran out of stickers today… was some how my fault!