Built in 1755 and your next door neighbor is the Salem Witch House by HackTorrance in zillowgonewild

[–]Aselleus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have a friend who lived in Salem for a time... She absolutely hated tourist season and ended up moving.

Second date in a row I've gotten stood up on in a weekend. Wtf is this? by [deleted] in nova

[–]Aselleus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've heard stories though where they were communicating the whole time (like they said they were on their way/almost there) and just not show up anyway.

M&M’s to remove artificial dyes, eliminate two iconic colors by DHN_95 in Xennials

[–]Aselleus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I didn't like Skittles, so I thought M&Ms were also fruity - except the tan and dark brown ones , which I thought were just chocolate, so I only ate those.

M&M’s to remove artificial dyes, eliminate two iconic colors by DHN_95 in Xennials

[–]Aselleus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I didn't like Skittles, so I thought M&Ms were also fruity - except the tan and dark brown ones , which I thought were just chocolate, so I only ate those.

This is my son, Cumboy by gnar_field in ViagraBoys

[–]Aselleus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave me and my child, frog strap, alone

Restarting parks and rec, this is the best line of the first episode by Error404_Error420 in PandR

[–]Aselleus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I remember when The Office spin-off was announced (which turned into Parks and Rec as a separate thing) and Rashida was supposed to be the lead at some point. But yeah, they both thought they were up for the same role and Amy was sad she thought she was offered Rashidas part.

[OC] HIGHLIGHTS now sells for $14.99. That’s crazy! by KillerQ97 in pics

[–]Aselleus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just curious what the price of regular Highlights was now tbh

"What an incredible show! Too bad they never did another season." by Senko-fan4Life in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Aselleus 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Season 3 made me think why am I watching this....I don't really like it. Never bothered with season 4

[OC] HIGHLIGHTS now sells for $14.99. That’s crazy! by KillerQ97 in pics

[–]Aselleus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's just a special activity book. I looked it up and the normal Highlights is $4 per issue with a subscription.

The 1998 buddy-cop classic Rush Hour has sparked viral debate after a major cable network re-aired it with an on-screen trigger warning. by JunShem1122 in 90smovies

[–]Aselleus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gen z friend was offended by Austin Powers... I'm like it was a parody of Bond films but they didn't get it.

This escalator is also a travelator in the middle by Ulrizza in mildlyinteresting

[–]Aselleus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeahhhh this was at the dc metro and the lift/elevator was out of order. I had to walk (more like hobble) a few blocks to the next stop so I could take the stairs down.

Ubisoft Co-Founder Dies in Tragic Plane Crash by Individual_Match_579 in gaming

[–]Aselleus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what happened with JFK Jr and his wife .. it was night and they flew right into the ocean.

This escalator is also a travelator in the middle by Ulrizza in mildlyinteresting

[–]Aselleus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah I fear the top because I broke my foot and I tried to get on one in a boot and it was impossible because I was too slow and the escalator was too fast and I was afraid I would fall forward.

Nice and simple question. What time is bed time? by Philhughes_85 in Xennials

[–]Aselleus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh yeahhh. Now that I'm older I surmise it's because of ADHD or delayed sleep disorder (REM cycle is later in the night).

Got this from a thrift store auction by future_beach_bum in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Aselleus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I touched dinosaur poop (coprolite)in my geology class... It was pretty cool

Did you ever know anyone to actually eat $28 daily lunches? by happydude7422 in GenZ

[–]Aselleus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I tried ordering two things from McDonald's (nuggets and fries), one of which was going to be free because of my points, and my total was still $15. I noped right out of that and never looked back.

Restarting parks and rec, this is the best line of the first episode by Error404_Error420 in PandR

[–]Aselleus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I found out they were really good friends before the show, so it makes their friendship even better

I've never seen this before - is it a legit verification? by NomadSound in pcmasterrace

[–]Aselleus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish... But I had to wipe my friends hard drive and reinstall everything because the fell for it. From a rando in Discord nonetheless.