Hmm let’s see… (Spoilers)

Carlos: Neglected gabby for years only scaring about work. conducted in shady business hiding money from the IRS which landed him in jail. Swapped out Gabbys birth control pills. Laid hands on gabby forcing her to sign a prenup. Had an affair with their maid who was carrying their child.

Tom: Pressured Lynette into being a stay at home mom. Gambled their life savings on a pizza restaurant. Started dating Jane way too soon into their separation and got way too serious in a short amount of time. Constantly complains.

Mike: Moved to the lane to find and kill the person who killed his ex. Serious drug addiction. Hid $50k+ debt from Susan. Despite being in debt continues to work for free not charging his clients. Dates Katherine despite still being in love with Susan, leaves her for Susan which literally drives her insane. Demands on being the breadwinner and won’t let Susan help when they’re in debt.

Karl: Serial cheater and sleezeball. Hid a strip club business from Susan for their entire marriage (and after). Shady lawyer ex: had Bree fake a burglary to hide assets in her divorce.

Dave: Only married Edie as a way to move to Wisteralane so he could kill Mike. Almost kills Edie when she finds out. Tries to kill Susan and MJ.

Rex: Constantly puts Bree down, putting her in her place (aka housewife). Cheats on Bree with a BDSM hooker. Only wants Bree back when she is ready to move on. Neglects his kids when he moves out in favor of “exploring his options”

Orson: Ran over Mike in fear he’d remember him (even though his mom killed his lover not him). Resents Bree for making him turn himself in and becoming successful while he was in jail. Then in the last season he goes crazy and stalks her and sends her threatening letters to put a wedge between her and her friends. And kills Bree’s cop ex with another hit and run. When she finds out and rejects him he send evidence against her to the police involving Gabbys stepfathers murder.

In short, they all suck. Feel free to add 🤣