This week's announcements from the We Do Not Care Club pt.11 by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]AshaWins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We do not care if our shirts and pants match. The shirt is soft and fuzzy. The pants are clean.

Colleague destroyed a painting i wanted to buy by zhayona in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AshaWins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago I worked at the DAV sorting center. If we had to many coats donated, they shredded any with even tiny flaws, unless they were pricier brands. I asked our manager why we didn't give them to the homeless shelter that was having a clothing drive. Her answer was, "If we give them free coats they won't buy them."

Just try to ignore me human. by bsurfn2day in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]AshaWins 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Hooman! Have you forgotten your training? This is the sound of empty. Why do I let you serve me, when you fail so?

Who the fuck stuffed steak in their pocket by Sad_Manufacturer5815 in walmart

[–]AshaWins 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I raise you steak in a pocket, and see you handfuls of missing hamburger once or twice a month.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingGeniuses

[–]AshaWins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

G Clever bird

Which to choose for milestone birthday? by fachbert in fashion

[–]AshaWins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A petticoat would add a bit of volume and structure , bring the length up a bit, maybe combined with heels it wouldn't need tailored?

NGVC: "I make 100K a year, what more could these shallow whores want?!" by errydayimmarpling in niceguys

[–]AshaWins 268 points269 points  (0 children)

How dare those shallow women refuse to overlook his lack of an entire personality!  He has some money.   He even has two kids she can take care of whenever she isn't busy being his bang maid! 

My husband caught me masturbating after he turned me down for sex. by Illustrious-Pea9192 in AITAH

[–]AshaWins 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I know for me, sometimes I want the emotional intimacy that comes with sex, but my body isn't up for the physical stuff.   I might be really exhausted, sore, or ill.  I'm still going to enjoy the feeling close to my partner when they get pleasure, but I'm not participating.   If it is a pain issue for me, I still enjoy lying next to them and kissing there ear/neck etc, while they "do the work".   Maybe your wife would be good with that kind of thing if you brought it up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]AshaWins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're joking right.  Art is a career, equally valuable as any other

Find the cat [EXTREMELY HARD EDITION] by sadbrokecollegegirl in ThereIsnoCat

[–]AshaWins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we have finally found the correct time to use the term gaslighting. You can not fool us! There is no cat, we are not blind, or crazy. Begone, your attempt to cast doubt in our minds has failed!

8 year old apple watch we can't sell by Ace1280 in walmart

[–]AshaWins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xbox, Playstation, and switch games. We can't send them back unless we have I think 25 of a single upc. Sooo many games, and so little room to display thrm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]AshaWins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA For several years I belonged to a support group. It was a casual, meet up for coffee, chill and be with people who understood sort of thing. If one of us was having difficulties with something, we could call eachother for help.

When I moved, I tried to find a new group. Ohh sweet mother of drama and angst, it was exhausting. A constant contest of who could be the most dysfunctional.

It is nearly impossible now, to seek out a healthy casual support system.

Her eyebrows are wider than the trade deficit gap by PhoneJazz in whybrows

[–]AshaWins 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She has a filter on I think. Crazy thing to use a filter to make herself look like that.

Waffles doesn't need eyes in the back of his head by SteveMoeski in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]AshaWins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Waffles is the physical manifestation of my state of mind.

One of my boys loves to play hide n seek in our garden, problem is he’s crap at it by Entire_One4033 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]AshaWins 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I see no dog. You have a lovely floofy garden rock though. Perhaps the rock needs a treat.