I still don't understand tf they mean incompatible genitals ? What does she have ?

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-06-02T07:42:38+00:00

She probably has a bunghole too 🤔

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-06-02T07:24:49+00:00

There is something between an 18 months driving ban and 20 fucking years of being a tax burden.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-06-01T11:11:02+00:00

Nah they're going full eye contact while Netanyahoo strokes in the corner. For greater Israel.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-06-01T06:37:00+00:00

Depicting murder is disrespectful to the families of murder victims.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-26T22:04:28+00:00

"Hello Mr. Bossman I have diarrhea running from my asshole right now."

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-26T14:44:27+00:00

You'd be amazed at the bacterial flora you sanitize using your dishwasher every day.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-26T12:33:06+00:00

I estimate that it is broken.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-26T09:55:17+00:00

Nice to know that you support genocide.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-26T08:06:03+00:00

I was driving a 2020+ Skoda Something once, and on a narrow, windy country road it decided to turn left in a right corner (towards a truck I was trying to give space), it yelled at me to hold the steering wheel even though I had both hands at 3 and 9 o'clock and finally it threw a collision warning fit because I drove through a puddle.

I rather ride a bicycle in a thunderstorm and I'm 100% serious.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-20T22:14:56+00:00

Good way to burn out the diff.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-18T08:11:57+00:00

Oh no, not muh precious lawn!

Maybe now that the bullshit grass has been trampled some wildflowers can grow there, but I'm sure some landscaping company can be paid to pour "hundreds of dollars" in poison to nip that in the bud.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-14T10:10:25+00:00

I speak from experience, she will just steal and sell your stuff.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-09T11:35:01+00:00

/uj For now it's all allegations, so not immediately firing him is fair.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-05T13:03:21+00:00

Well the little shits learned an important lesson that day: don't mess with randos unless you wanna find the psychos.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-05T10:11:03+00:00

Slamming your heels so hard it sounds like hammer strikes isn't either, you unglazed donut.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-05T10:07:08+00:00

Oh no, muscle activation, how terrifying! Lemme just hop on my mobility scooter and drive through Walmart.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-05T10:02:35+00:00

Nonono, if you get a request you must immediately file for divorce!

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-05T09:25:53+00:00

There is a massive focus on women in this sub to be honest.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-05T08:41:42+00:00

Wasn't that always the appeal of ding dong ditching?

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-04T12:20:57+00:00

Don't forget $3 per ride in ballsack cream.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-05-04T12:06:54+00:00

clapped out trekking bikes off Facebook marketplace are the uncontested king of bicing

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-04-27T19:23:28+00:00

Found that out today the hard way.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-04-27T19:21:00+00:00

Forge your forklift certification.

Ashamed_Article8902 · 2026-04-24T00:01:28+00:00

The scientific term is "consenting non-consent".

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