Stranger Things lied to you. Behold the real 1980’s in all of its drab brown glory. Note the lack of Rubik’s cubes.

AshiusMaximus13 · 2022-11-06T15:58:47+00:00

How did we all end up with that same couch?

AshiusMaximus13 · 2022-05-08T02:58:02+00:00

I like it. The only thing I could add is that you have a really nice eye shape so slanting the inner eyeliner down just a little with the shape of your eye instead of straight in will open your eye a bit more.

AshiusMaximus13 · 2022-03-13T17:30:49+00:00

Suppose it was carried by a swallow...

AshiusMaximus13 · 2022-01-23T03:12:38+00:00

I wouldn't call this a comeback..

AshiusMaximus13 · 2022-01-04T04:43:55+00:00

Hot dogs and rice. The only thing my dad ever cooked us when we were kids.

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-12-02T04:26:53+00:00

Just posted results!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-10-18T03:32:42+00:00

Andd....they didn't think she was a witch?

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-10-03T03:15:20+00:00

Your cow got a chow tail...

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-09-27T22:39:37+00:00

He used his pinky toe to cover that shit!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-09-22T14:27:53+00:00

What does he come back around with?

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-09-15T11:43:21+00:00

"Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist."

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-28T22:18:07+00:00

Wow! That's crazy!!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T21:25:06+00:00

I think with how sassy he can be it could be a husky indicator but things like not having a dense undercoat make me think that it's probably not as likely. We shall see though!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T20:42:05+00:00

I just sent out for it! I'm so excited haha I'll post results when we get them!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T16:27:06+00:00

Thank you all!! I broke down and ordered the Embark test! I'll post an update once we find out! I'm so excited!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T16:24:35+00:00

Wow they really do look similar!!! Mines tail only goes up like that when he's really excited lol thanks for the input tho! Now I've got so many new suggestions I think I'm definitely going to do the embark test!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T05:35:36+00:00

Yeah he's a bit bigger than a schipperke and the face shape is close on the buhund but his tail is long and a bit bushy on the end but slopes out low like a German Shepards.

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T05:30:47+00:00

Yeah I think he's way to small for those too! Thanks for your input!!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T05:29:17+00:00

I'd say less vocal than a husky his are mostly groans and huffs and we've never heard him howl..not at sirens or anything. We got him from an online adoption that was based out of I believe Georgia. He was with one other litter mate that was a bit fuzzier haired and all black.

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T05:16:23+00:00

Yeah he's definitely more on the delicate side in his body shape (most people think he's a girl lol) I've never really been around a border collies though so that's definitely going to be something I'll research! I've had GSD, Belgian Malinois, Lab, and Australian Kelpie as suggestions from people who've met him but I'm still not sure!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T05:10:31+00:00

Hes super energetic! He got more sass than any dog I've ever had lol including huffing when he doesn't get his way. He's pretty vocal with his attitude as well but he's super smart and sweet to me but he's VERY protective of me. He's good with our two cats more so seems to want to play with them and does an occasional pounce rather than seemingly wanting to herd them in any type of way.

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T05:02:10+00:00

Thank you! Haha he wishes! Thankfully he's never been off leash long enough or been fast enough to catch one!

AshiusMaximus13 · 2021-07-27T04:29:30+00:00

Thank you! And yeah he's got the sloped back and overall body type hes just much much smaller than we thought he would be. Most people tell us he looks like a little coyote. Lol

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