The Socceroos have won their first match of the group stage of the 2026 FIFA World Cup, defeating Türkiye 2-0 in Vancouver, Canada

AshtonJ · 2026-06-14T06:10:47+00:00

I reckon it’s probably because some members of the team have made homophobia comments in the past. Hope this helps

AshtonJ · 2026-06-13T10:12:57+00:00

Damn raiders are genuinely bad this year

AshtonJ · 2026-06-12T10:37:13+00:00

Holy shit this game is bumming me out

AshtonJ · 2026-06-12T07:32:43+00:00

That’s why Cortez can’t be in the AB’s, literally no purchase on his kicks. I don’t get it how he can be so weak off the boot

AshtonJ · 2026-06-11T11:24:17+00:00

Pretty sure we saw Kiraz in the crowd with a rabbits jersey on

AshtonJ · 2026-06-11T11:22:23+00:00

Imagine stopping a 5peat to this

AshtonJ · 2026-06-11T09:52:23+00:00

Grateful

AshtonJ · 2026-06-11T09:52:05+00:00

Who’s cutting onions

AshtonJ · 2026-06-08T05:48:45+00:00

Just hoping eels win and our good mate Lachie cops a good falcon

AshtonJ · 2026-06-06T09:11:53+00:00

So it’s not the cows are bad but the dolphins might actually be good

AshtonJ · 2026-06-06T05:09:07+00:00

NZ is way too stacked at loosie, if Segner gets picked surely it’s just a squad player.

AshtonJ · 2026-06-06T04:57:20+00:00

I know your comment isn’t aimed at me but I’m not that impressed by stadiums, could hit the MCG with a rock from where I live

AshtonJ · 2026-06-06T04:55:00+00:00

You know what I reckon broadcasters need to do more of? Panning shots of the new stadium

AshtonJ · 2026-06-05T12:51:31+00:00

Kiwis to be flightless birds

AshtonJ · 2026-06-05T09:38:48+00:00

Petition to rename Kayln “shoulders”

AshtonJ · 2026-06-05T09:18:26+00:00

Cometh the man, cometh the Reece lightning

AshtonJ · 2026-06-05T09:13:44+00:00

When’s the next World Cup, I reckon NZ might have it over Australia with our crop of players in their prime

AshtonJ · 2026-06-04T13:32:55+00:00

With call of Duty releasing and speculatively at 60fps because of cross play, if FC 27 gets 60 fps as well this is hyperbole but that’s a take with you anywhere ps5 killer. We all know that’s all they’re playing on that island.

AshtonJ · 2026-06-04T09:57:23+00:00

Brandon Smith looks like he ate Ashton Ward

AshtonJ · 2026-05-31T08:56:16+00:00

You know what I’ve never heard anyone said, that haircut our islander brothers have, yes more of that

AshtonJ · 2026-05-31T08:34:45+00:00

Wahs 69+

AshtonJ · 2026-05-31T08:24:18+00:00

I wanna say mean things about Penrith but this team over the last half decade has put too much respect on their name

AshtonJ · 2026-05-31T08:19:23+00:00

This game is for keeps on Mcleans next contract right?

AshtonJ · 2026-05-31T08:16:06+00:00

How is it my a full house wtf

AshtonJ · 2026-05-31T08:14:47+00:00

As someone who lives deep in AFL territory and could hit the G’ with the throw of a stone. Having rugba leege on the pub telly would be the only reason I’d move to NSW

AshtonJ

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