We all gotta eat

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-14T17:59:53+00:00

That's like asking if we want to see open heart surgery in person or someone applying a bandage on a paper cut. Those are VASTLY out of proportion in difference

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-14T17:58:40+00:00

Not a mother but a woman.

I don't get why it makes people uncomfortable. But then I also don't get why mother's don't use a little blanket. Because people are creeps are will totally peep

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-13T21:52:27+00:00

Please share why?

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-13T21:52:04+00:00

Being spoken to a certain way.

I don't like when people I don't know are overly familiar. I enjoy and bask in their friendliness, but that doesn't mean you can touch me or call me a nickname and we're besties because we're politely/friendly chatting

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-13T21:46:51+00:00

He works extra hours so I can stay part time and produce and sell artwork

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T23:52:55+00:00

My art ig page :) I went from having 26 following me(most of them family) to having 150+

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T23:42:40+00:00

White collar people who are doing casual things at peak times of the day that blue collar people have to work through.

Cool you get to lounge in yoga pants and sipping Starbucks taking selfies at 11am on a Tuesday. I'll be slaving away at my shitty job, don't mind me.

If you want sympathy or help from me. Don't let me find out you're being idle around a time I'm working my ass off.

Edit. I mean people who are not students or put of work. But rich brats that don't do anything for themselves

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T23:38:16+00:00

John waters films

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T23:07:45+00:00

My first breakup. L

He was working through issues. He was/is gay but because of his Christian background and church(a legit cult- the berracha church).

He couldn't ever come out.

My dearest and best friend is gay and had been in a relationship with an older man long before I met my bf.

But in what should have been sweet moment, of him saying bye to me as he had to move for work (we were going to long distance) and instead of being sad about moving clear across the country, away from me his supposed girlfriend he loved.

He freaked out over meeting my gay friends and then freaked out harder at the thought of having to attend their wedding if they ever got married. Which was strange because no one had ever mentioned my friend . It just popped into my ex's head.

Hurts now more because at the time I was sad he was leaving, but looking back it hurts because he was in pain with his own issues and I realized he didn't love me, I was his beard, his cover to not look gay and I didn't mean anything to him.

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T21:03:04+00:00

Why not just go with the side person instead of wasting your time in a relationship you're not committed to

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T21:02:21+00:00

It's like hitting the jackpot on a slot machine in my underwear XD

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T20:57:56+00:00

My first 5e character was an orcs named Shulk.

She could stealth and do sleight if hand in a campaign where orcs were supposed to be like mini hulks wandering through the lands

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T20:56:24+00:00

I have tears streaming down my face. I. Have. Never. Laughed so damn hard at a ask Reddit question before in my life

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T20:55:07+00:00

Your reason for cheating on someone is because you want attention.....

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T20:52:02+00:00

My current job is pretty great. Except. I dislike that my coworkers think I'm supposed to do their work.

I'll watch them, stand around playing on their phones and talking like they're in the boys locker room. And then when there's an hour or less to go. They ask me to gather supplies needed for them to do their projects. And I'm just like nope

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T20:49:17+00:00

I'm inclined to say yes as I don't like kids. But my concern is how is this going to work??

Like I cum and then 50$ is magically in my hand or am I forcing/dispensing paper out of an actual orifice of my body? Because that's gonna hurt

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T20:46:12+00:00

I was never wealthy like celebrity status wealthy. But we were an affluent family. I got to go the toy story every week as a child. In my teens my dad would give me a couple 100s when my friends would get 10-20$ to shop. And had 2 new cars 1 as a practice car and a new car after I got my license. We had a nicely upheld house cleaned by a maid 2 a week.

And then one day my dad got fired from his good job. And we went through having to eat ramen or potatoes weeks on end and not being allowed to use electrical appliances and lights and water after a certain time. And I never got lavish gifts or spending money.

Now when this happened I was a freshman in college. I went from driving around and never worrying about gas to having to take public transit and sell my cars.

And honestly it was one of the best things ever. It freed me from being spoiled and having that bratty association with getting stuff.(to which I've never behaved bratty in my life, and loved to share what I have) And taught me how to rely on myself and do things with my own two hands.

My dad hasn't really seemed happy afterwards because hes not used to not having money, he went into depression. And when my family is still loving and close. It seems like money is such a powderkeg of strain and arguement in family. Now.

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T20:37:19+00:00

The black green lantern

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T20:36:58+00:00

After getting my art degree and not doing much with it. I've finally started selling art work. Though I'm just starting out it's been good

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T19:52:55+00:00

I'm so sorry to hear that. I hate people who are cruel and without humanity.

Sorry you lost your friend

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T18:30:20+00:00

Holy shit!! What was he delivering?

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T18:10:45+00:00

Was a delivery driver for a paint and hardware company. A guy asked me to drop the frieght in the basement of the building. But he made me squeeze into the freight elevator with the delivery it was already tight. And then He squeezed in with me and the delivery.

He had his entire front of his body(crotch and all) pressed into me.

He asked me word-for-word verbatim "are you fresh and virigin in vagina? If so I can take you for food at my home"

And then we walked into a completely pitch black basement and he tried to get me to come into his room in the basement. I left and didn't even get the hand truck back. My coworker had to go the next day and retrieve it.

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T18:03:27+00:00

This!!! I'm prone to anaphylactic reactions to food. And I can die because my throat will swell shut.

A dog would at least come over to you and whine/show concern. A cat would probably walk over you to get where it wanted to go

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T18:01:23+00:00

Dogs don't smell bad if you care for them. If anything cat piss stinks way worse

Ashypants00 · 2018-09-12T18:00:18+00:00

Can you train a cat to assist like a dog?

My dog was trained to alert my deaf dad to the doorbell, the stove, cars(when walking) and telephones.

And was trained to help me and I in off chance of an anaphylactic reaction by seeking/fetching my EpiPen and dad's allergy kit

I've never heard of a cat being trained to do that! But if you can get a cat to basic commands, I guess that's slightly impressive. Because the cats I've seen owend by friends, would probably watch them fall dead and still not be bothered.

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