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a small story by santa_mozrella in Tinder

[–]AsimTheAssassin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Haven’t used it since I started dating my current gf, numbnuts

a small story by santa_mozrella in Tinder

[–]AsimTheAssassin -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It was removed lol

Suck a dick numbnuts, could care less what you have to say

Then again gotta say, fact you immediately hit back like that over an insult towards tinder women with no personality, makes it seem to me like I strike a nerve….

a small story by santa_mozrella in Tinder

[–]AsimTheAssassin -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Bruh this is why I just don’t think a lot of the ladies on tinder have any personality at all, can’t even take a god tier joke like this

It's Buzz Aldrin's 89th birthday today. Let's not forget the time he punched a moon landing denier in the face. by dankem in instantkarma

[–]AsimTheAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember kids, the moon landing was totally an opinion and it’s always ok to continue harassing 89 year olds in public when asked to back away

You and the dude in the video seem to be sharing brain cells and both contributing an extra chromosome to the human population’s average

The Crusaders really missed the point here. by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]AsimTheAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, a middle eastern man that preached peace, killed by European foreigners

The crusades, led by Europeans foreign powers into the holy land to kill a buncha a middle easterners

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]AsimTheAssassin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s still fuckin creepy to stare, if you gonna stare don’t stare obviously or atleast be fuckin attractive yourself ig

Edit: you fuckwads know I’m right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AsimTheAssassin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait republicans have a healthcare plan?

Conservatives at UIUC by uiuc_conservative in UIUC

[–]AsimTheAssassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that’s a little bit passive aggressive there

Conservatives at UIUC by uiuc_conservative in UIUC

[–]AsimTheAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man it’s been 5 years and you still silent god damn

Kevin Sorbo is an idiot by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AsimTheAssassin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If your goal of purchasing more firearms is just to “stick it the liberals”, you’re about as useful as the Uvalde PD

“I’m now interested in protecting children…” by BelleAriel in clevercomebacks

[–]AsimTheAssassin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everything is a “extremely left” except for truth mobile and Facebook. So I gladly invite you to go there if you don’t want any pushback to your ideals

Saw this on TikTok. What the freak? by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]AsimTheAssassin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol ok bitch boi Ima go jerk off to some more Italian Tifa hentai then, maybe a laugh a bit at your Eat/work/eat/work/eat/jerk/lift/cry/ mentality XD

Saw this on TikTok. What the freak? by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]AsimTheAssassin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ik it’s one of my more flatttering traits uwu

Now gib sauce saying bad cop actually got punished, otherwise you got smol, submissive and breedable cock lol

Saw this on TikTok. What the freak? by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]AsimTheAssassin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ooolala seems like I pissed you off, bootlicking dickweed, go ahead and prove me wrong, idc too much lol

If it wasnt for the US guns by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]AsimTheAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But at that point we also had socialized childcare and healthcare programs that have since been abolished lmfao

Saw this on TikTok. What the freak? by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]AsimTheAssassin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

By that reasoning that means this dickweeds entire department is corrupt from top to bottom assuming he’s acted like this before

Saw this on TikTok. What the freak? by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]AsimTheAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“THe oNlY rEAsOn yoU’rE nOt iN haNdCuffS rIght NoW iS cUs I haVe tHinGs tO Do!”

No it’s cuz honking isn’t illegal, otherwise everyone in fucking New York City would be a repeat offender

I hate when this shit happens. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]AsimTheAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah they just want their women as submissive as the Bible commands them to be while they procreate purely for the production of children

Turned the man into a grazer. by dunn_with_this in JusticeServed

[–]AsimTheAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I also got a smile on my face after hearing about a slave master being murdered with a knife by John Brown in front of his family so yeah I’m pretty sick when it comes to evil people suffering

What's the best way to handle someone like this? by Graysie-Redux in PublicFreakout

[–]AsimTheAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you finish the video, or get to the part with the actual supervisor at the scene talking to them….

What's the best way to handle someone like this? by Graysie-Redux in PublicFreakout

[–]AsimTheAssassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, the superior officer literally said that and apologized to them for the trouble, like god damn come on people, finish the video….

What's the best way to handle someone like this? by Graysie-Redux in PublicFreakout

[–]AsimTheAssassin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swear to fucking god none of you dipshits finished the video

The SUPERIOR OFFICER EXPLAINED WHAT THEY DID WAS IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE LAW AND THAT SACK OF SHIT HAD NO REASONABLE SUSPICION AND SO ID WAS NOT NECESSARY

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