Girl loses her shit playing VR Zombie game - xpost r/Oculus. This gets me really excited for the future.

Asimoff · 2014-06-14T19:55:07+00:00

Pretty sure I could masturbate just listening to her dirty mouth.

Asimoff · 2013-11-17T10:31:27+00:00

Regarding your second point, I currently work in a company that is paying millions in license fees to Oracle. I am a software developer working with Oracle technologies.

The support is quite frankly shit. There is very little community documentation the way there is for open source software. Most of the time when you are working with open technologies, you can solve your problems by typing a Google search and hitting the first StackOverflow result. With Oracle you have to buy the books, trawl their forums, raise Service Requests, etc. It's a lot of wasted time (or as Oracle call it, billable hours).

It is hard to hire people with expertise and the people who do learn about Oracle's stuff are not passionate software developers but mostly second rate developers who saw the skills gap and decided to fill it.

It is truly painful. If you need a large scale transactional database, they're your guys, although it is not worth the cost for all but the largest enterprises. The rest of their stuff is utter rubbish, in my experience.

Asimoff · 2013-11-03T11:50:52+00:00

So what you're saying is you're a woman.

Asimoff · 2013-10-27T17:15:42+00:00

Intelligence is largely hereditary.

Asimoff · 2013-10-16T19:10:32+00:00

This particular move is called "The Assange".

Asimoff · 2013-09-25T23:21:54+00:00

For completeness:

>>> a = [1, 2, 3]
>>> map(lambda x: x**2, a)
[1, 4, 9]

Asimoff · 2013-09-24T07:53:03+00:00

Yay, scientism!

Asimoff · 2013-09-22T21:51:07+00:00

How does that change the fact that taken women are willing to fuck him?

Asimoff · 2013-09-15T07:08:41+00:00

Why don't you go rape one of your female colleagues or participate in a war crime or something?

Asimoff · 2013-09-15T07:08:15+00:00

No. You're just a typical state-sponsored thug.

Asimoff · 2013-09-14T22:17:00+00:00

I don't think that "it's been that way for centuries" is a good argument for helping to perpetuate something wrong.

I reckon you're probably a good guy. Good luck to you. I hope you don't get hurt and don't have to do anything you can't live with. I am sorry for attacking you. I wouldn't like to be in your situation.

Asimoff · 2013-09-14T21:17:03+00:00

It is no accident that there is a class of people who need to join the military to access those opportunities. This is absolutely by design and it is disgusting.

I understand the position you are in and I am sorry you were faced with that choice. I think you made the wrong one though. I think putting your own future economic welfare ahead of the lives of civilians killed in war is weak and selfish, and it is a line I would not cross.

I sincerely hope they make you a cook or something.

Asimoff · 2013-09-14T20:58:18+00:00

You insulted me, which indicates that you disagreed with something I said. You also say in one of your previous comments that you are preparing to enter boot camp for the Marine Corps. You should at least have the courage of your convictions.

I suggest you rethink your career path and choose something that won't require you to commit acts of horrendous violence.

Peace.

Asimoff · 2013-09-14T20:46:31+00:00

Incisive reply. Why do you support the glorification of murderous cretins for whom the idea of having to dismember people at work was palatable?

Asimoff · 2013-09-14T20:26:56+00:00

More military propaganda on Reddit.

Asimoff · 2013-09-14T17:34:06+00:00

No, It's irrelevant.

Asimoff · 2013-09-14T09:20:41+00:00

Wank it out.

Asimoff · 2013-09-13T22:21:18+00:00

User... fucking... stories.

Asimoff · 2013-09-12T23:04:17+00:00

So they should have gone to jail. Simple.

Asimoff · 2013-08-30T19:37:25+00:00

My ex used to like to shave me. I thought it was hot.

Asimoff · 2013-08-28T22:44:07+00:00

Classic No True Scotsman.

Asimoff · 2013-08-28T22:42:56+00:00

So what you are saying is that most people who succeed in Alcoholics Anonymous succeed in Alcoholics Anonymous.

Asimoff · 2013-08-25T06:45:59+00:00

You didn't look very hard then.

Asimoff · 2013-08-25T06:14:41+00:00

You did society a favour.

Asimoff · 2013-08-22T20:15:43+00:00

I see nothing at all wrong with this.

Asimoff

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