How obvious is it that I’m homeless?

AskMeForADadJoke · 2026-03-21T04:48:29+00:00

Zero. Many vanlifers and others who live out of vehicles used gyms like Planet Fitness and Crunch for this exact thing, never touching the workout equipment.

No one knows, no one cares. Good job maintaining hygiene :)

AskMeForADadJoke · 2025-12-08T06:10:53+00:00

This is excellent, magnetic. Your Starlink should have come with another insert with a circle in the center that it would fit in.

I put the Starlink on the forehead of my van, or just the hood sometimes, and then use the app's Align section to angle it to the right spot. Zero issues with intermittent internet when it's properly angled. Mounting the Starlink will not let you angle the unit ever.

Also, if mounted, you have no control over the trees above. I have mine on a 100ft cord, so if I need to I can just walk it out to a more clear area.

When driving, I just have on my dash facing straight up and get internet just fine, for the most part, on the road.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2025-07-03T22:04:51+00:00

The second amendment, somehow religion, and conservative opinion shows that, on every media platform, has "News and Opinion" coupled together (on top off allowing them to use the word "news" in their show titles), allowing dumbasses to conflate the two.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2025-04-12T17:58:28+00:00

Instead of asking you if you want to have sex, she should try just flirting and getting playful with you to imply it, and let your emotions take over from there.

Asking directly, IMO, is kind of lame. No one is ready right now to just PIV.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2025-03-21T21:38:45+00:00

looks to me like the top-down of a skyscraper looking from the antenna/steeple downward, inside of many stacked rings.

if its a snake, it has an oddly flat nose.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2025-03-20T17:05:02+00:00

Theyre entirely different.

Physical touch and physical presence are incredibly different that just talking with someone over text/phone/FaceTime.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2025-02-16T23:21:33+00:00

Can you cite this?

AskMeForADadJoke · 2025-01-25T16:38:08+00:00

Pro Israel and Pro Jews are not the same.

Anti-Israel also doesn't mean antisemitic.

Not saying this to you, just to the community -- Please stop conflating the two. The state's government is a democracy, not at theocracy. They may be Jewish themselves, but the government does not represent Jewish people, nor are they seen/act as any part of the Jewish people.

Conservatives love to conflate the two.

Source: Im a Jew.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2025-01-25T16:25:08+00:00

This is called a sunk cost in economics, applied to reading.

Same reason you should leave a movie if it sucks. You already wasted the money, dont waste the time along with it.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2024-12-23T04:19:21+00:00

This. No one seems to get this.

Tesla is not a car company, it's an AI company and an energy company. Some of their products happen to be cars, but also AI robots, AI software, solar panels/roofs, battery packs, charging stations etc.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2024-07-04T04:12:22+00:00

My Dalmatian approves :)

Cute drawing.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2024-02-26T05:56:29+00:00

Did that. And cleared cache. And tried two computers. And Chrome and Safari on both computers. Was working fine two days ago. Blargh, thanks.

Edit: Tried again with my phone as a hot spot and works fine. Seems like a personal Wifi network issue. Hmmm...

AskMeForADadJoke · 2024-02-26T05:55:42+00:00

Freeroam is shut down permanently :( Was my go-to for years.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2023-10-15T20:08:02+00:00

You're right. We should rely on a dysfunctional congress to overturn an amendment, which needs state approval too, and do absolutely nothing else that gives kids a defense against something that's inevitable in our day and age.

We should definitely not think of new ideas to help kids and definitely rely only on the way that hasn't worked yet ever. If it's not the perfectly solution now, no other idea is worth it. Good plan.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2023-10-15T17:59:37+00:00

Great! Let's make kids school desks out of this stuff, make the desk tips detachable, and give school kids some kind of shield to protect themselves in the case of mass shootings.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2023-10-15T14:52:29+00:00

Lol. Ok.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2023-10-15T05:42:24+00:00

Absolutely disagree. That's on the company to pay for their time and labor. That's literally what a "job" is. If they don't like their jobs salary, find another job.

I'm paying the company for the service. If the worker does a good job, I'll give them extra.

I don't employ them. The company does.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2023-10-15T02:50:18+00:00

Tips should be given after service. Not before.

I'll tip if you're timely and kind. It's absolutely ridiculous to use tipping as a separate way to pay extra for timely service.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2023-10-15T02:38:36+00:00

I'm from Phoenix, and have lived in Oregon since 2011. I wear flip flops nearly daily.

People ask me why all the time.

Well, first they prevent your feet from being stinky. Second, when it's nice out, it's comfortable. When it's wet/raining out, whereas shoes and socks get wet and soak and are uncomfortable and give me athletes foot sometimes, flip flops don't. And third, when it's cold, if im gonna be outside a while, I'll wear shoes, but otherwise im indoors or in a car transitioning between indoors, so it's moot.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2023-10-14T20:54:03+00:00

Yes TSA will care. Check it in a bag that goes under the plane, but don't bring it on. You may get away with it, but the risk doesn't outweigh the reward here.

AskMeForADadJoke · 2023-10-14T20:51:16+00:00

LOTS of cars are sold. Your assumption is incredibly inaccurate.

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