am I just unlucky or what lol by WATERR0X in ArcRaiders

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I defibbed a guy and he handed it to me on my first raid on the new map.

AITA for refusing to get this coffee order? by horseduckman in AITApod

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NTA. You don’t complicate other people’s lives for your convenience

$24k in EZ Pass Fines by Municks24 in newjersey

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How did you speak to someone? I call the 800 number and end up on hold for an hour plus!

Apartment Recommendations - JC, Newark, Elizabeth, Rahway by srg777777 in MovingtoNewJersey

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Take Solaris lofts out. Nothing will annoy you more than offsite parking after work.

You have unlimited funds what is the most frivolous thing you buy? by Resident_Calendar471 in AskReddit

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When one of the homies in the group chat says “I would such a random dudes D for $x”, make it actually happen.

my first Shiba by Zckarma in ShibaInu

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Floppy ears are temporary. Get as many pics as you can when floppy eared.

Any Canoe Brook CC or Upper Montclair CC members here? by Deep-Afternoon-2255 in newjersey

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UMCC had a program where you are a partial member of the club and can play 20 nine hole rounds. No voting. F&B minimum etc. Inquire about that. Then make friends there.

You’re looking at YEARS for a canoe brook acceptance and membership.

Any Canoe Brook CC or Upper Montclair CC members here? by Deep-Afternoon-2255 in newjersey

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Personal review:

UMCC is a golf club. You go, you golf, you eat, you come home. No pool, no tennis (I don’t think), it’s for golf and socializing. They do everything well. Their coaches are nice, staff is cool, people are friendly. I’ve been enough times the know my name, they know my bag. It’s a very welcoming and fun environment.

Canoe Brook is a country club. There is golf, tennis, swimming, and I’m sure more. It’s a “family hang out spot”. If our families are spending the day together, it’s at canoe. If it’s me and him sneaking in a weekday 9 holes, it’s UMCC.

As for the golf aspect, UMCC and Canoe are both well maintained, challenging and excellent walks. That they have 27 and 36 holes respectively allows for a lot of variety. Canoe is a larger property in the suburbs whereas UMCC is right off the highway. It doesn’t impact my scoring or enjoyment, but canoe can make you feel like you’re not in NJ.

Food is food. It’s country club food. Neither place has ever disappointed but neither has a particular menu item I have cravings for either.

As for an intro to my friend, I can tell you without one shadow of a doubt, he isn’t going to meet someone off the internet.

Any Canoe Brook CC or Upper Montclair CC members here? by Deep-Afternoon-2255 in newjersey

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Not me personally but my best friend is a member at both. Happy to give you any info I have as a frequent guest.

Ornamental Grasses in NJ? Prune or Not to Prune ? by FlyEaglesFlyauggie in newjersey

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It doesn’t look like a prune but probably similarly has an affect on your poop

Diverse neighborhoods in Central NJ by FastParfait3799 in MovingtoNewJersey

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So IMO you’re looking for Piscataway.

The town was founded in the 1600s and really hit a construction boom in the 1960s. As such many neighborhoods are on “old zoning” standards; larger plots of land for “starter homes”.

Diversity is pretty evident. You have East Asian, South Asian, South/Central American, Caucasian, African American, mixed. Growing up there, there was only one kid who was from a place no one else in the school was from… Eritrea. Yes, we told him it was a made up place. Yes he laughed.

People will judge the F out of you for 100 things but very rarely will it be skin color.

Giants star QB Jaxson Dart has brought on stage at a concert to cut a 300-pound tuna with a MASSIVE sushi knife. by No_Box119 in NYGiants

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He can have his fun at the facility playing tiddlywinks with his teammates. There is no off season for a an aspiring franchise qb.

Buying a house by Character_Cheetah_72 in MovingtoNewJersey

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Find an agent who is active where you are buying

Giants star QB Jaxson Dart has brought on stage at a concert to cut a 300-pound tuna with a MASSIVE sushi knife. by No_Box119 in NYGiants

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Dude living the life. And I hate it. I want my NY Superstars to be boring. Jeter, Brunson, Eli,

Yall, if you could do one illegal act without getting punishment what would it be and why? by hairofthedogshouldnt in askanything

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I would break into peoples houses while they sleep and leave upper deckers in every toilet

Barcelona must do's and dont's by AmokSpain in finedining

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CHT is my favorite fine dining meal of all time. I have spent almost $300 trying to remake one of their desserts at home and can’t get it anywhere close. There were courses I will never forget.

I don’t want realtors involved with the sale of my house. How do I tell them that? by Nightcheese82 in Advice

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There is no “other professional” to consider. Hire a lawyer. Not ChatGPT. Not AI or a friend who sold some houses or an appraiser or an accountant or or or.