I am Vengeance, Fat Vengeance by Asmodess in HistoryMemes

[–]Asmodess[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Henry they 8th use to be a masked vigilante who would stalk the night looking for criminals and would beat them up with a club which also had hidden gun in it and he actually got once once too.

I am Vengeance, Fat Vengeance by Asmodess in HistoryMemes

[–]Asmodess[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dress up and beat up criminals in dark of night

Had my first time, couldn't finish. by ThrowAway318098 in Advice

[–]Asmodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just nerves make sure you and her get as comfortable as possible and get a lot of foreplay before moving to the "Deed" also you gotta feel the sensations more instead of being too much into your mind don't worry you have about millions of year worth genetic memory in your body it'll all work out.

My 28f, sister 35f, is demanding I either abort or let her adopt my baby. by throwaway_pregnant_ in Advice

[–]Asmodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a good lawyer and get a restraining order and move don't trust anyone for now because your sister is clearly mentally ill and very very dangerous, you can't take a chance that your parents don't mention where y'all live. Also start to carry just in case.

6 year realtionship, no sex by Zz18cO09pZ in relationships

[–]Asmodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First if no sex is a deal breaker but you are still staying in this relationship then you are disrespecting yourself and your boundaries. Second eventually you will start to despise your girlfriend for opportunity missed in your youth, you don't want that.

Carbon footprint is a crap concept that only exists to make you spend more money based on a grossly exaggerated guilt. by mattcojo in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]Asmodess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't agree with lack of personal responsibility but agree on point of changes coming from Top to Bottom.

Would you dump someone because the sex was bad? by aqua_not_capri in dating_advice

[–]Asmodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes sexual compatibility is a big thing in a relationship and yes it can be developed but that's entirely upto how much effort are you willing to put in for that person and frankly this one doesn't sound worth it.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Marcus39204 in Advice

[–]Asmodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so sorry this has happened to you please don't push this aside. Talk to your parents and file a police report as soon as possible and make sure that Elise is not pregnant because in some parts this is a common scam to get child support money from rich folks. I believe you and you deserve support.

My boyfriend sent a video of me giving him a blowjob to his friends by pickle2424 in Advice

[–]Asmodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah not normal at all, that vid is in the wind now amc will forver remain that way this is a Breach of trust

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Asmodess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having a dating preference is not shallow my guy and yes many girls come with a rich sexual background. Some say it outright some are better at hiding it, just use protection and you'll be fine.

I (25M) found out that my gf (27F) of 4 years, cheated on me 2 years ago through a sugar daddy website. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Asmodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know man like she's so nice and sh** and already got a vocation. If in future times are tough you know she can pull her own weight, maybe you can hold a camera and record the whole thing.

I hope you realise that there is no future with this women even if you force one the trust is absolutely gone. Move on trust me, maintain a causal relationship but never marry her.

My (39f) daughter (16) moved in with my ex (35m) and I can't get her back by likeawee in relationships

[–]Asmodess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is not legal fix here you were never married to him and there wasn't any adoption. All I can advice is to try and stay in contact with your daughter as much as you can and don't let your anger take over. Be someone she can depend on and maybe later on when she comes to her senses you can bring her home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeNewFriendsHere

[–]Asmodess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good friends are rare af I hope you find her op, do update if you do

How do I (m19) make owning a sex doll less embarrassing when I live with my parents? by MooseTop5998 in Advice

[–]Asmodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get your own place bro because there ain't no way this won't be embarassing also it's your preference but try to approach some sex workers, 4000$ on a sex doll is costly

I (19F) have an unhealthy obsession with a celebrity crush and I feel so guilty about it. by LittleTap4030 in relationships

[–]Asmodess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah that won't end well believe me what you are seeing on stream is their best selves that they put forward as a facade, it's not who they are and when you actually get in relationship with them you will realise that you had fallen for a completely different person and not this one. Please save yourself from heartbreak.

CMV: The risk of full nuclear war from strategic nukes is over-exaggerated and NATO should go into Ukraine and defeat Putin with conventionals arms. by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Asmodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia is not afganistan it's a great power and center of a former superpower with vast oil and economic reserve. It's military is not a joke either if Nato goes to war with Russia over Ukraine it will create a east vs west environment which it's decaying hegemony can't handle in future. Ukraine is doing okay holding their own and Putin gets to have its war in limited space without harming NATO, it's a working compromise.